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I found some more very important tweets
besties pls explain wtf is going onnn
There you go
At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favourite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her.
The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter "written" by the doll saying "please don't cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures."
Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka's life.
During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable.
Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned. “It doesn't look like my doll at all," said the girl.
Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me." the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home.
A year later Kafka died. Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written:
"Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way."
Context:
The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?
The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.
She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).
So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.
you know I can respect that premise.
I really love the anime this is from, too! Interviews with monster girls. It deals with monsters in every day life, in a realistic way where they have physical challenges living in a world that isn’t designed for them, and face a lot of discrimination and misunderstanding socially. A few monsters find each other in a high school and become great friends who have different challenges (different types of monsters), but understand and support each other. The Biology teacher is interested in what their life is like and is trying to learn more about them by talking to them.
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Check out our first single called “Make You Mine” featuring Varsha Vinn (@varshavinn) . We hope you enjoy it as much as we loved making it! 😍 We just released the video for it, check out the preview! Full video is available on YouTube!
Full Video
https://youtu.be/wGRI4xE08JQ
Song available on all music platforms!
https://songwhip.com/bigmood2/make-you-mine
ok but this song had no business going off the way it did…truly a banger
Thanks for the love Tumblr! 😍 Our song is now available on TikTok!
“I WaNA MIx YOuR KiSS wITH BaCArDi”
One Piece Animated Colour Spreads
Keanu Reeves in The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988)
What a gay little haircut
BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HIS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is Destiel Canon Yet ?
11/5/2020: Yes.
This is the post directly before. This is greek tragedy
by 島suzume@LandSuzume
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
And this is what Fujitora pictures Luffy like 😂
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