Headcanons From Tamriel

Cause (almost)every fandom has a blog for them. Light nsfw cause Sanguine,Dibella and Molag ASKS ARE OPEN.

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Headcanons for Vivec? (p.s.- much love for this blog)

Vivec Headcanons

WARNING Mentions Of:Gender Stuff,Violence,S3xual Stuff

(I’m pretty sure Vek was born a hermaphrodite/intersex.And from my knowledge only one of the intersex invidual's sex organs work thus confirming their biological gender.)

(Pre-CHIM)

-Had Looong sandy blonde hair as a Chimer, but after learning the secrets of CHIM shaved all of it off as a symbol of "enlightenment"

-While on the subject of hair,when ever Vivec went out to sleep with people for money they'd dye their hair bright red

-Was assigned male after puberty due to their male sex organ being the one that worked

-Despite being biologically male they also developed breasts and wider hips during puberty

(Post-CHIM)

-FistFought Azura behind a 7-11 several times

-Practices yoga,aromatherapy,herbalism,and meditation

-Has an abundance of various flowers and bushy plants believing plants are closer to godhood than mortals,and for their herbalism hobby

-Smells like incense,dirt and plant clippings

-When walking through the streets occasionally stops and picks up toys and sweets from nearby shops to give to any children they may encounter

-Enjoys the sounds and sights of people on the streets preforming and leaves large amount of money if the performers have one of those hats or boxes

-Misses Molag Bal sometimes

-Vivec also has a reaaaaallly nasty n a s t y side to them that nobody wants to or should see.I'm talking about torturing/harming people for fun and sexual gratification,also blackmailing/threatening people in order to get their way,and just generally disregarding others as people.

(Please take my cat as an apology for my lateness and suckyness)

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Message To The Mortals of Mundus

The absence of any Nerevar x Nerevarine (platonic or romantic) content...displeases Lady Azura...

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Elf Headcanon #1

All Races of Mer are feral and/or gremlin to some extent. (Some even hiss)

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Headcanons for the rad but sad robot-dad Sotha Sil?

(Here you go!:3 this took embarrassingly long to write..)

Sotha Sil headcanons

*Sotha(I have crippling depression)Sil

*Has some of the prettiest and longest legs in all of Nirn

*Also has a mix of a lean figure and a dad bod

*B I G hands covered in calluses and a few scars

*Soft,Semi-textured hair (doesn’t do well with humidity)

*Usually has his hair up during his personal work working

*Has some knots in his hair due to pulling on/playing with it

*Has hypermobility

*Kinda smells like clay-soil and flowers

*Probably commando underneath his clothes gotta let it breath but you didn’t hear that from me

*A little bit feral only hisses if upset but probably eats dropped food

*Chugs his respect women juice

*Doesn’t understand darker humor (vestige:*drops bucket*My life is over. Sotha:???Please don’t?The gods gave you that life-*30 min philosophy lesson*)

*Knows (almost) all yet when it comes down to it knows nothing

*Has trouble getting into things due to lack of interest or too much interest

*Says random facts because he can (Someone: So I saw a place selling sweetrolls an-Sotha:*Random fact about Frost Trolls involving sweetrolls*

*Can and will info dump at any given time (Someone:Sotha what you got there?Sotha:This?This is 237 Desserts the sequel to 437 Ways To Use Herbs In Everyday Life Vo.4.It was written in-)

*The best shoulder to cry/lean on,he knows what it’s like when nobody cares about you or your feelings

*Has a secret sweet tooth loves most sweets especially ones made of glutinous rice

*Has smashed several inventions of his just so he could put them back together

*Can see the fourth wall (he knows about the simping)

*Modern AU:Owns an Etsy shop and has Degrees in Engineering,Philosophy and Arts

(Not familiar with Sotha but I did my best)

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Cursed headcanon(DBH edition)#1

Cicero sucks the marrow out of bones left over from fried chicken.🍗

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Neloth headcanons?

Neloth headcanons

(Srry if these seem kinda sucky)

* Feral

* Would fistfight god

* Eats the corn bone(cob)

* Cares too much and too little

* Hisses if interrupted during anything

* Likes watching reptiles walk around

* Him and Teldryn have sass-offs the score 57-57

* If anyone one-ups him in magic it’s on sight

*Occasionally spews random facts out of nowhere

* Once turned his big toe into a mushroom (asking receives one of to responses 1:a reeeeally long monologue of him excitedly telling the story 2:Well I didn’t mean to an-)

* Has a weird habit of casually eating things without knowing and, when asked has no idea what you’re talking about

* Y’know that thing in game where you eat alchemy ingredients to learn about them well.... Neloth here straight up eats handfuls of them and so do his assistants(unwillingly)

* When he does care for someone aggressively cares about them example. “Wtf?????Do you have dung for brains? Why haven’t you been eating? Do you wanna fetching D i E???”

* He has slowly declining health due to his fixation on his research

* He’s been banned from various places throughout Tamriel(and occasionally assaulted)for asking too many questions and getting sassy with people

* He’s also had a few near death experiences from treating people like crap and it’s bettered him (sorta)

* Claims insults don’t work on him but they do work on him they just need time to set and eat away at him.(But don’t do that unless he’s being a chode)

* Doesn’t really care all that much about Dunmerian politics unless it goes against/benefits him

* Was constantly pressured into working harder and bettering his abilities,namely through the ”oh look at blank over there he’s able to do,and has blah blah blah” method which is where are the insecurity and arrogance comes from

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ayy waddup my n'wah

Nothing much,just tryna find a soap that works for Dagoth Ur's vinegar toes <3.

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If it's okay with you, can I request some general + romantic headcanons for Teldryn Sero, please? Thanks in advance >

(Sure ya can anon!:) here ya go)

Teldryn sero general and romantic hc's

(P.s s/o means significant other)

General:

Teldryn has an appreciation for simplicity and,stability in life with a dash of adventure.(it's those moments of peace really.)

Knits and sews as a stress relief and a hobby.(picked it up from his grandmother we'll get to that in a bit)

Freaking Macgyver in the kitchen,he can lay it down in/on the pot,pan,stove,grill,firepit you name it. One of those people who can just dump anything in the pot and it come's out *mwah*

Has definitly had quite a few jobs before being a merc (The man's done most of it),ya'know find out what works.One of those jobs was a tattoo artist in Morrowind for all those traditional tats and those just for the aesthetic.

Was raised by his grandman along side some of his cousins and,village children in a little house near the ocean on Vardenfell.

Unfortunently he was separated from the other kids and,the house was destroyed due to political reasons.(the house was rebuild so it's somewhat good.but he doesnt know so...)

His sarcastic somewhat cynical nature comes from a very unstable life of loss,lies,death and,a bunch of bs life decided to throw his way.(Being a dunmer is also a factor but that is something else)

Idk why but i feel he reallly likes mushrooms.

Romance headcanons:

Teldryn would most likely not get in a serious relationship that he doesn't see lasting long or,with any rando who he doesn't have a strong emotional connection with buuuuuut....

If he does fall he would definintly be pining for awhile,not cause he doesn't know what to say but,because he doesn't want to lose someone so precious to him.

A semi-closed off but attentive lover may not show it but,will know when some thing is off with his s/o at a moments notice and,will access the situation and,deal with it if possible.(And if you ask him he'll be all like "I haven't the faintest idea of what you're on about.".)

Shows his affection by acts of service and physical things such as making his s/o favorite food if they mention it/they had seen something in the shops and,it magically appears in their possesion,sharing precious body heat when it's cold,carrying s/o if they're tired,or,after a long tiring day of adventuring s/o comes back home/to the camp to see everything tidyed up and their bed(roll) washed and ready to be slept on also,s/o armor/clothes will most likely be washed the next morning etc.

Teldryn is and is not big on pda somedays he'll be mildly affectionate in public others not so much kinda depends on his mood and his s/o's mood.(making woopie in public is not off the table but thats something else)

(Real househusband(s) of nirn #4) As the relationship progresses Teldryn would change very subtly like at first it's just slighty more affectionate companion Teldryn and,after a few months(3-4ish) of being together one may notice Teldryn is now wearing an apron sometimes,is cooking most of the meals and,has suddenly gained an intrest in home decor(he'll deny it)

(I believe this is what you wanted i hope this meets your expectations.This took a bit but i got it done,also your welcome)

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Just making sure.. Are you still up for requests? 👀

Yes,my requests are open still~ :)

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can we get some Azura hc’s if that’s cool? also i love your blog!

(Why yes you can omfg sorry about the wait.Also thank you)

Azura hc's

• Azura=mom friend hands down.

• Nastyyy as temper like this bih will go OFF if messed with it's some scary shiz.

• Distinguished unapolagetically feminine.

• O b s s e s e d with bath stuff like soaps,oils,bath bombs(modern au) towels just asthetic baths.

• Can and will deck a bih if needed.

• Loves seeing mortal children run around and be kids,it warms her heart.

• Ocassionally comes down to Nirn to visit a bakery in Elsweyr that has some amazing cookies.

• Tits?Out. Enthusiast

• Has definitly probably stabbed Molag Bal for dissrespecting women also,stabbed Mehrunes just cause.

• Can't stand Sheo half the time but,kinda misses him when he's not around.

• Has probably thrown hands over another female's breasts being larger (despite the fact Azura could just shapeshift but being petty just works i guess?)

• Almost killed Narmina when she shapeshifted into a rat and,ran around her realm

• Love-Hate Sister relashionship with Nocturnal.Kinda like,"only I'm allowed to hit/make fun of my sibling."

Once again my apologies for taking 2 fing months.Hope you like them :).

Gif(and future ones not mine)

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Hi, your blog is amazing! How about some Lucien and Cicero hcs (anything at all) if that’s ok? Thank you!!

(Thank you and yes it’s ok)-Esh

Lucien and Cicero headcanons(Spoilers ahead)

Lucien:

Takes care of Shadowmare religiously henceforth why she/they were given to you as a token of trust and love

Has some fancy leather bags tucked away in his hide out cause he low-key about that vanity

He’s not as cutthroat as he used to be (ex.cutting of Mrs.Bellamont’s head and dropping it in front of Mathieu when he was a boy)

Felt like shit after the purification

He donates septims to homeless people and orphanages

Finds him self responsible for the LDB(Last Dragon Born)as they remind him of a certain emperor and hero

Kinda accepted life as a void spirit

Got hella apologies in the void and gave out some to

Prefers Solitude and Falkreath because it reminds him of Chedinhal

Heard Cicero’s story shed a few tears of sympathy and familiarity

Was low-key shook when he saw Shadowmare again,was even more shook when Shadowmare became a boy

45 seconds from wilding on that guy in Rorikstead with the two daughters (Lemkil more like Lemme-kill-you when the chickens aren’t watching)

Cicero:

Had a slight fear of jesters before he went coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs

Bakes sweet rolls and hands them out on Mundas

Low-key scared of Liz(The best spider),but got depressed after she died

Has a preference for milk over water

The glass needs more juice kinda jester

(*Cough* Service Switch *Cough*)

Likes riding Shadowmare with the Listener,if Listener let’s him on (let him on please)

Is a breathing meme

Prays to Sithis for the everlasting love and dark embrace of the Void for his lost Dark brothers,sisters,siblings (and his mental stability)

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Heyyyy! Can I please request something if that’s ok? General Lucien and Cicero headcanons would do great, thank you! Btw...I love your blog!!

(Yes you may and thank you also srry bout the wait)

General headcanons for Lucien Lachance and Cicero(Spoilers ahead)

Lucien:

His blood is replaced with respect people juice and will cut any bitches who won’t take “no” for an answer

Kinda has a fear of apples cause he once ate a poisonous one by mistake but it wasn’t as deadly as the regular poison ones

Whilst on the subject of fruit I got a feeling he might like strawberries also

Loves blades more specifically daggers old ones,new ones,plain ones,decorative ones just likes the way they look and feel when he holds one

Finds Skyrim quite nice

Definitely has a collection of ornate daggers for observation and conversation starting(*cough* one has blood case had to cut a thief *cough*

Has hella patience (y’all remember in game he ain’t confront you till you got to Listener Ungolim)he gets it from years of discipline and from raising shadow scales

Got so lonely being a speaker started talking to Shadowmare as if they were human(Shadowmare never responds but ya know)

Also catch him peeping in on Cheydinhal Sanctuary whilst using that invisibility of his(the one he uses when you try to follow him in game when you speak to him the first 2 times)

Kills pedos,animal and child abusers,slavers,and just anyone as unpleasant as those mentioned before in his past time

Cicero:

Drinks his respect mother juice

All that oiling mother keeps his hands soooo soft

Would light himself on fire and throw himself of the throat of the world(I survived because the fire inside me-)for The Night Mother(and the Listener depends on what the Listener is like

Kinda feral.Will swing a knife and hiss if he doesn’t like you and you get to close

He’s that guy who you go to when your day has gone to shit and you need a laugh

Sweet rolls may be what he speaks of but likes crostatas alot

Has some of the prettiest eyes along with some Disney princess eyelashes

He can cook also

May seem pretty goofy but can get serious when you need him to

Likes bunnies

Prefers The Rift and Falkreath to The Pale but since the Imperials know where Falkreath Sanctuary is they(The Dark Brotherhood) can’t go back

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headcanons for orc papa malacath?

Papa malacath Hc's

-Orc daddy probably has/wants a lot of kids like more than the average soul should have

-Such an encouraging dad

-Tryna be the best dad after the Sheogorath thing

-Like one of those dads in the movies

-Reads to his kids at night

-Catch him outside playing catch,riding animals,fixing things with the kid(s)

-Child wants to play tea party ok,he'll sit down a enjoy him self

-Onec the kid(s) old enough he'll train them in a little bit of everything so they can see what they like

-Got the kids into training and “healthy” eating btw

-As a baby/babies they always with daddy in a baby harness strapped to his chest

-“Mal your kid(s) is/are 13 don’t you think they are too big to be carried” “Nope.”

-The child(ren) better be prepared for trips around Orsinium and Cyrodiil and history lessons on the Orc race

-Introduces the child(ren) to all his little brothers and sisters (the other orcs)

-Probably doesn’t tell his kid(s) about his time as Trinimac but they might piece it together

-“ChIldRen StAy AwAy FrOm tHoSe DeAdRa(namely Sheogorath)”

-Kid(s) getting bullied?well now that bully is getting bullied for have a messed up face

-His child(ren) May be outcasts cause of dad but respected outcasts

-Just because he’s so nice to the child(ren) doesn’t mean he doesn’t apprehend them

-Firm but fair with his punishments

-Uses spankings(only with (his hand) on the hand or bottom and not to hard)as a form of discipline but normally uses disapproving glances,firm talking,extra training or some task

-Kid is a girl? they will grow up to be a strong woman. Kid is a boy? Still growing up to be a strong man

-Overall 10/10 pls be my dad

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(Stay tuned for more)

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@elder-scrolls-headcanons what will happen to you when Dec 17th hits Tumblr like hurricane Irma?

Idk maybe just find something else better to do than write half-assed headcanons.Might also cause an Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Kinda late to post this

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ESH do you happen to know @Skyrim-Hates- Her or @derpbrotherhood

Uhhhhh,not personally but I reaaaaally like their blogs.

Mabey even stan them