Damn, that's quite a sight.

Skyrim, The Walking Dead, The Hobbit. Supernatural. Pushing Daisies. Penny Dreadful. Dragon Age: Origins. Uglies. I am very smitten for my hobbit son Really Bad Supernatural Jokes Sometimes I leave for a bit and I don't tell anyone I apologise if that's why you're here???

[molotovgrifter]

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

[lemmeurs]

Saw a meme like this and decided to bring it to life

[eldoradoandcopperbeeches]

As a recent Dispatch fan and as an Australian millennial, I've realised that most of you have never heard Bloke by Chris Franklin, meanwhile it's the first thing I think of when Flambae is doing karaoke.

It is a little misogynist (it's from 2000), but imagine Malevola singing it the next time there's karaoke involved.

[marisatomay]

“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning

[eldoradoandcopperbeeches]

teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown

me: 1781

teacher: why did you say it like that

[heedra]

what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

[wepon]

let

them

eat

bugs

[geostatonary]

You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass

Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[itsallclicheanyway]

It’s a recorder

[honeybeefreckles]

It’s neither a flute nor a recorder it’s one of those pointing hands on a stick you get at the scholastic book fair

[eldoradoandcopperbeeches]

forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...

me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

[abrieftasteoflove]

Happy Ten Year Anniversary, Flight of the Conchords 1.11 – The Actor • August 26, 2007

[eldoradoandcopperbeeches]

A tip for players who message "thanks" when their team isn't doing so well: don't

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[dailybuckybarnes]

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[tendermiasma]

Thranduil, the pretty sea-king, caught in a net

[tendermiasma]

Gabe hanging with his ingrate son :’)

[tendermiasma]

Please give this resplendent angry birb man the skin he deserves

[tendermiasma]

Bilbo slept with Thorin’s cloak wrapped about him every night, his smell comforting him.

Sense became confused with memory as the years wore on, but it mattered little.