I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
ellievsbear
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
titsay
PR's Tumblrdome
RMH
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Kiana Khansmith
oozey mess
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Jules of Nature
Janaina Medeiros
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@perspectiveartist
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.
Please note that zefrank1 is still making these videos.
me irl
‘THE DOG: Artlist Collection’ (Began in 2000)
Started out as a series of postcards and calendars of puppies photographed with a fisheye lens by Artlist Japan. According to their website, they’re “photographed at unique angles known as ‘strange ratio’, creating an adorably enchanted image”.
special interest, my belov - [game crashes]
when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real
my world is crumbling around me
Biology Teacher: Now, I’m gonna draw the human body, haha, ok don’t tease me
Class: *giggling*
Biology Teacher: Hehe, come on guys I can’t even draw a stick man! Bear with me here!
Biology Teacher: *Draws an extremely detailed hentai cg from like 2004 Photobucket and colors it and everything*
This detergent says "10% more loads" but I've been drinking it and I haven't been cumming any harder so what gives
the looney tunes live in a bald male nudist society
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
the actions I’m willing to excuse from a fictional character is determined by the vibe of the whole show/movie/book
exactly this @lukestarkillerisgay
[ID: A reply by @LukeStarkillerIsGay that reads: "one shows dealbreaker is another show's 'they're just quirky.'" End ID]
"umm don't spam like or spam reblog my posts" y'all actually look at your activity feeds? I'm here scattering chunks of artisanal bread all over the park whether or not it's got ducks. I'm not even sure this is a park, it might be a home goods for all I care but the artisinal bread chunks keep coming. I'm pretty sure bread is bad for ducks but here comes some more pumpernickel. "Sir this is an IKEA" I don't care come get y'all bread chunks
I look in my activity feed to see what posts my mutuals appreciate and look at the funny urls of people who follow me
Good for you and you know I love you but I do this solely for the ~bread chunks~
Thank god finally
do you remember the time when there were all these mice who were our friends…
angelina and william….
chrysanthemum… owen… lilly…
ough…
Behold the most jarring, contextless push notification I've ever received
one thing about americans is we absolutely love breaking into a random british accent. doesn't matter who or where or why. we will say random things in british for fun
i regret to inform you the opposite is also true
I can’t get over this edit lmaooooo
