This is an ace boon swipe, Gum

Timothy, 24, from Melbourne. I like sci-fi, horror, MTG, and video games.

[grox]

Asking a DJ to turn the music up and he gets really upset and starts unplugging all his shit

[geniusoflove]

don't give your cat boy milk he'll shit himself

noted

[geniusoflove]

video game loading screen tips

[lunnefisk]

[femaleshits]

[topherchris]

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[decompose1]

[moorcock-deactivated20210717]

I love evil wizards

[wormskeleton]

You’re part of the problem.

[thepleasuregoblin]

No more high school settings

Media has moved past the need for high school settings

[thepleasuregoblin]

People who are NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school! People who ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school!

[meetthesoldiermoved]

engineer actually becomes a real estate agent after tf2 canonically

[moon1341]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i still think about emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center. god its just so 

[bluesunblazing]

[omegaverse]

i miss hanzo

[omegaverse]

[mitigatedchaos]

You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

snake getting shown some brestesses and bootycheeks: cool

snake seeing a custom handgun:

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things

[zone0neko]

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

love the implication that putting down a headstone makes a body spawn under it