uhm I'm egg^_^

[pokeglitchden]

Heya. My names Ria. Bet you've been wondering where my cousin Simon's been.

Looooong story short? He was Eeveenapped. Somebody picked him up while he was in Espeon form and I guess they just got him back.

See? He's ok but they took the book that let's him change back soo he's just kinda. Like this now.

I'm over here to help look after him cause he's a Veevee now. He'll probably be back once he's got the book back.

I can tryyyy to answer questions about what happened in the mean time though!

[eldrich-egg-child]

Ah nuts.... I'll see if I can find it again

[fastestinthewest]

I want coffee so bad but I’m BROKE

[eldrich-egg-child]

One gallon of coffee coming up!!

[arrowsnsarcasm]

I'm not even sure you can kill Rose. Doesn't she have an insta-healing factor?

I feel like there are ways but I don’t really want to think about it; she’s like my sister.

[deadpool-of-dc]

She just like me fr

[eldrich-egg-child]

Carbonadium

[deadpool-of-dc]

uh

okay

that's nice sweetie

[eldrich-egg-child]

:)

[arrowsnsarcasm]

I'm not even sure you can kill Rose. Doesn't she have an insta-healing factor?

I feel like there are ways but I don’t really want to think about it; she’s like my sister.

[deadpool-of-dc]

She just like me fr

[eldrich-egg-child]

Carbonadium

[cheshenanigans]

Hm.., you too.

**turns you into a mermaid**

WHAT NO IM A CAT-

POOF

MMMMMAAAAAAAAA

@eisnerloom @bettergothamrogue

[eldrich-egg-child]

Oh neat a catfish

[a-lost-archivist]

honestly at this point do we need to put like. a bell on you or something

I didn’t get kidnapped. I got shot.

A bell wouldn’t have helped

[eldrich-egg-child]

Mmm it would have if it was a special bell

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Ooo your fun

Do you like...books miss jinx...

I love books. :>

[eldrich-egg-child]

Would you like a fun book?

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Is it a chaos book?

[eldrich-egg-child]

Heheee yeahhhh

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Yes please, here's some candy.

[eldrich-egg-child]

Oooo candy!!!!

You get 2 books!

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Ooo your fun

Do you like...books miss jinx...

I love books. :>

[eldrich-egg-child]

Would you like a fun book?

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Is it a chaos book?

[eldrich-egg-child]

Heheee yeahhhh

[jinx-badluckqueen]

Ooo your fun

Do you like...books miss jinx...

I love books. :>

[eldrich-egg-child]

Would you like a fun book?

[f1nns-archival-survival]

Why is this damn jacket still dirty?? It’s been in the wash at least twice! At this point, I might just give up and hand scrub it…

[eldrich-egg-child]

Maybe it's an artifact heheh

[f1nns-archival-survival]

If artifacts usually smell like monster guts and wet dog, sure kid.

[eldrich-egg-child]

Sometimes, maybe it's flesh. Maybe it's corruption....heck maybe it's even spiral

[f1nns-archival-survival]

I’m holding onto this for a friend. I doubt a demon hunter would keep a cursed jacket. Good news is that it’s finally clean though.

[eldrich-egg-child]

Exorcism?

[f1nns-archival-survival]

Why is this damn jacket still dirty?? It’s been in the wash at least twice! At this point, I might just give up and hand scrub it…

[eldrich-egg-child]

Maybe it's an artifact heheh

[f1nns-archival-survival]

If artifacts usually smell like monster guts and wet dog, sure kid.

[eldrich-egg-child]

Sometimes, maybe it's flesh. Maybe it's corruption....heck maybe it's even spiral

[f1nns-archival-survival]

Why is this damn jacket still dirty?? It’s been in the wash at least twice! At this point, I might just give up and hand scrub it…

[eldrich-egg-child]

Maybe it's an artifact heheh

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[eldrich-egg-child]

@entities-of-posts

[entities-of-posts]

I would like to propose a new list of entity names to reduce their accidental feeding.

The Stuffed

The Grody

The Bedtime

The Toasty

The Dead Guy

The Peeper

The Yummers

The Zoomies

The Big Sad

The Angy

The Shiny

The Weirdo

The Big

The Spooder

I like most of these but I’m not fully set on the ends name, or the names of the spiral as The Shiny or The Buried as The stuffed. What would you suggest?

Also bonus for Extinction and Dull

The Oops

The Meh

The Shiny doesn’t really convey the fear of madness. I think we should rename the Spiral to “Going proper mental innit”.

[eldrich-egg-child]

Oh they would hate that! ...heheheh

[psyche-mariposa]

throwback to when P&D blessed me w/o mum's permission for my 13th and i knew everyones deepest fears by just looking at them for a week

[eldrich-egg-child]

Wana see everyone's fears all the time?

[psyche-mariposa]

this feels like a trick question

[eldrich-egg-child]

I mean...you'd also be able to do a bunch of other stuff but I figured the fears thing was most applicable

[psyche-mariposa]

throwback to when P&D blessed me w/o mum's permission for my 13th and i knew everyones deepest fears by just looking at them for a week

[eldrich-egg-child]

Wana see everyone's fears all the time?

[theyneedtobepunished]

*brooding on top of the Nelson and Murdock building. It looks like he hasn't slept at all.*

[eldrich-egg-child]

"Have you changed your mind about my offer mister punisher?"

The rattle of chains announces her arrival

[theyneedtobepunished]

"Who the hell are you again?"

He asks with a short tone

[eldrich-egg-child]

"I offered you a book to help you with your...work"

She floats about 2 feet off the ground ....

[theyneedtobepunished]

"I don't need help."

[eldrich-egg-child]

"Oh but you do, your only human afterall...you can't find all of them on your own"