Frog screaming in a pond

[eldritch-abominable]

TIS I, ELDRITCH ABOMINABLE, AKA JIMMY.

I'm a writer (in theory), sometimes I draw low quality art. A tag that I use for my random rants and one AM thoughts is "Jimmy talks"

My sister's parasite account: @chaos-live4327

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[pukicho]

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[woowoo-woman-deactivated2017121]

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

[beemovieerotica]

i have a box of bacteria that produce that scent and i sniff it whenever i need to feel something real

[punkrorschach]

is this a personal box of bacteria?

[beemovieerotica]

my bacteria

[noticesghosts]

How did you get a box of stinky bacteria

[beemovieerotica]

they were part of an abandoned project where people were complaining that giant industrial chicken farms smell like shit (because they are covered in chicken shit) and so it was some scientists’ idea to mix in petrichor-scented bacteria into the chicken litter/manure so the farms would instead smell like grass after the rain. idk why it never took off but the bacteria is mine now and i huff it hard.

[hotrale]

Frequent visitor

[quendergeer]

there he goes

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[oparnoshoshoi]

Gaslight that bitch straight into the asylum

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[kaijuno]

[pudello]

[adventum-vaqui]

yeah i'm hilarious i know

also i need to re-learn how to draw Gaster face i don't like it

[the-haiku-bot]

also i need to

re-learn how to draw Gaster

face i don’t like it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[prophetic-writer]

When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

i knew exactly what would happen and still watched the whole thing.