Being a human is sometimes really exhausting

Kinga, 20, Poland

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[jared-could-you-read]

number 23 for the class?

[no-i-can]

not!

[what-up-im-jared-im]

19, and i never fucking learned how to read

[my-coordinated-chaos]

Posts like these really reveal how little I pay attention to the usernames

[wolfstarry]

[deejay]

My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

[1st-1]

[thehighkingofawesome]

[bootycap]

chris pine is having a rough weekend

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Wednesday?

[deejay]

[gahdamnpunk]

this is probably the WERST headline I’ve read in a while

[hotlegsharker]

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest:

[iac88i]

This will never stop cracking me up

[twitterlols]

[subtleelevation-deactivated2018]

Caroline Dhavernas

[adeles]

Tangled (2010)

[babyfairy]

me: i’d love to get some proper rest tonight :)

my brain the instant i shut my eyes:

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[kirschade]

he had to freshen up for his man (x)

[azubre]

Arrogance and fear still keep you from learning the simplest and most significant lesson of all—It’s not about you.

[animationsource]

[corbis]

[kelpforestdwellers]

Well I’m glad this terrifying pit into the abyss is wheelchair accessible

[kelpforestdwellers]

this is from like five years ago or something but it dogs my notifications so y’all can enjoy it again

[jkl-fff]

The Abyss is not abelist. Nor sexist, racist, classist, queerphobic. The Abyss welcomes all into its maw.

[petrichorepoch]

@unsettlingstories

[unsettlingstories]

Any Hole Into Christless Oblivion that doesn’t accommodate the needs of all my friends isn’t a Hole Into Christless Oblivion I want to support.