In my head there lives a DC-Ted Lasso AU in which Bruce somehow ended up with a football team that was beloved of the Al Ghuls when he and Talia got divorced, and as a side effect of their messy, messy breakup he decides to destroy the club as quickly as possible.
So he hires Kansas-based American football coach Clark Kent who has never even seen a game of soccer played let alone coached one.
Which does beg the question, so eloquently phrased by notable sports journalist Lois Lane, “is this a fucking joke?”

















