I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.
Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.
The low cunning of feline software, running on the hardware of a dog-like that would probably be bred to hunt bears
Essentially: A house cat that's built like a pitbull but twice as large as a regular one. Shits ash balls and pisses sulphur.














