Crawled from the abyss to bask in the sunlight

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.

Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.

[sistersorrow]

The low cunning of feline software, running on the hardware of a dog-like that would probably be bred to hunt bears

[homunculus-argument]

Essentially: A house cat that's built like a pitbull but twice as large as a regular one. Shits ash balls and pisses sulphur.

[eldritch-titan]

Imma just do a little art dump.

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[ladyshinga]

[eldritch-titan]

At this point the basilisk could have me. Ai is currently the worst piece of tech because everyone thinks that it can replace everyone in skilled or unskilled tasks. Ceos and boardroom retards are essentially asking a toddler to fill the shoes of trained professionals.

[antisocialxconstruct]

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

[eldritch-titan]

Ok it's time to put myself into a state of psychosis where I believe that all neurotypicals are lizard people that plan to claim the over-world for themselves and enslave the actual human beings(neurodivergents)

[i-am-a-snom]

cc,~ )___)_ Yaaawnn...

cc ,-)___)_ Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it...

cc ,>)___)_ I woke up really early and figured I'd say it now...

cc,- )___)_ I hope you got to enjoy it and got some of the things you were wanting, so on and so forth...

cc ,ō)___)_ Now I am going back to sleep before the desk light wakes up Vidri...

[eldritch-titan]

Merry Christmas snom

[depsidase]

[eldritch-titan]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[eldritch-titan]

[eldritch-titan]

So imma try my hand at this nostradamus shit

The Nine Iron Suns

When nine iron suns awake beneath frozen soil, The quiet fields shall bloom with unnatural fire.

Kings in hidden halls will toast their crimson triumph,

For fear shall crown a throne no sword could acquire.

The smoke shall rise where life was scarce,

The void selected over the city’s heart.

“Behold our strength,” the tyrants whisper,

“We strike fear into our enemies ”yet they were drunk on power

And the frightened multitudes, split by glass and glowing dust,

Shall crawl beneath banners stitched from surrender,

While the sovereigns unite their scattered scepters

Into one orb — opaque, unmoving, unquestioned.

But the fire meant to terrify the world into kneeling

Will instead illuminate every chained soul;

For when a ruler claims the sky as weapon and witness,

The stars themselves turn traitor,

And prophecy births rebellion in the cracks of fear.

Rebel as they may, the chains remained. An unseen hand, grasps at the lives of all.

[eldritch-titan]

Billionaires heard "blessed be the poor in spirit" and decided to make everybody poor

[flork-of-cows-official]

basement

[flork-of-cows-official]

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

Missing the old good times...

[eldritch-titan]

Everybody's subconscious knows something changed in 2016 and yet no one knows what exactly. In 2016 the powers that be started dividing us. They started putting us in our own little echo chambers with their algorithms. No one to oppose up so we started running with our delusions. Everyone thought that personalized algorithms would be a great idea. 100% of the content we consume would be things we like. But what if they did the opposite. What if they showed us the negatives instead of the positives. What if they showed us the things we hate instead of the things we loved. The hatred we show to one another now blinds us to the deeds of those in power. We are now in the dystopian future people like George Orwell and Harlan Elliot wrote about so many years ago. And we are blind to it all.

[cute-catts]

[eldritch-titan]

He had the audacity to call mom after

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pillmillipedes]

every time I catch a glimpse of the local pair of two identical skyscrapers I cannot help but think "have they really learned nothing from 9/11 ??" as if being identical is what made the twin towers explode

[eldritch-titan]

CIA Agents getting absolutely bricked up seeing more towers to hit

[homunculus-argument]

If sexually compatible alien life was ever discovered, the Human Harkness Guide would need to have an extra clause like "pay in mind that heightened levels of arousal lower a human's capability for logical thinking and risk assessment. If your human partner requests something that you suspect may cause them injury, always consult an expert or more experienced friend about the act before agreeing to go through with it. Err to the side of caution - a human partner can take time to forgive you for underestimating their physical capabilities for the sake of their own safety, but they cannot grow new limbs."