Less Than Matt

Matt Hartnett 28 Washington, DC astrology as a personality trait

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valorant-heart]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[loudestcrowdever]

I laughed so hard at this

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my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

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i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

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it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

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i have no idea how he accomplished this

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there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[lacetulle]

Aadnevik | Fall/Winter 2016

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

MY MISTAKE

[letmebegaytodd]

[chasethemad]

yeah but they're not native. they're mutated because of the bombs. so really it would be a mutant biologist

[letmebegaytodd]

good point!

[letmebegaytodd]

[weaver-z]

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

[weaver-z]

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

[weaver-z]

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

[weaver-z]

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

[weaver-z]

Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar

[lacetulle]

Marwan & Khaled | Red Carpet 2020

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

The wizard Howl

(direct link)

[im-just-vibing-at-this-point]

Sir-

Who gave you permission-

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

The source of magic itself

[squeeful]

[fluffmugger]

Remember every fucking time your workplace had you over a barrel and used that barrel to force you to serve their needs.

Now apply those learned lessons.

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

spongebob is a gay twink and he’d let larry the lobster smash him

[misterbike]

[surprisebitch]

it’s true tho, look at that spussy clench

[haiku-robot]

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[evermore-fashion]

Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2021 Collection Pt.1

[wickedwitchofthenorth]

What is up with Cartoon Network’s fascination with The Golden Girls recentally? This is getting kinda weird.

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

have you watched The Golden Girls??

[adamsmasher]

More gays on staff

[ribstongrowback]

its a good show

[theartofanimation]

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[coolxatu]

[ragebaitingmyfatdogpt20]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[lacetulle]

Zuhair Murad | Spring/Summer 2016 Couture

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Ashi Studio | Fall/Winter 2015 Couture