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ikeatheman

‼️spoilers for the magnus archives season three‼️

Song: last words of a shooting star by Mitski

chandra-telescope

People in the TMA fandom who listen with Spotify: I have a problem

Yooo remember that time I spent 13 hours straight listening to tma

#jesus #this sounds about right #the magnus archives #such a fuckin nerd #personal #tma

imalreadydashingthroughtheno

missjukebox8bit

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

glumshoe

a desert ghost, a nasty witch who will hurt your body, a gay pastel lagoon resort, and a phoenix

setewbro

My other work for the @projetoaquarela zine!

It’s Jon and Martin from TMA

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here comes a special little boy...

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today-only-happens-once

Me trying to write in a fantasy setting is wild sometimes because I’ll write something like “It was hell” and my brain goes “ah but does this world have a conceptualization of the afterlife that would include ‘hell’ when the religions that exist in our world may not exist in theirs? If it does, does it work in the same way we understand it in which ‘hell’ is equivalent to eternal torment? And even if all of that is still yes, would this character’s background lead to them having encountered those beliefs with a familiarity to make such a comparison? Or is that belief prevalent enough that even a person that does not adhere to that religion can make such a statement as its become an ingrained part of culture?”

cal-adia

Jon in MAG 189: I have to battle Jonah in a popularity contest with The Eye, which I for sure will lose

The Eye trying to keep Jon from joining what the cult:

summerkat-mae

So I’m not generally the kind to comment or speak up in a fandom, I much prefer to just enjoy my media in peace and let sleeping dogs lie. But I have a special place in my heart for Melanie King. See we share a critical feature: we’re both blind. Not the same kind, as she’s had total enucleation and I still have a bit of my vision, but still representation!

Enter the problem. Melanie came back in the most recent episode and I am delighted, but immediately following that the art started flowing in. And far be it from me to dictate how a person draws - I find all artists talented and amazing because that is a skill I just don’t possess - but like....google is free.

A search of even the most basic terms will show you what a white cane looks like and how tall they should be. A weight bearing cane with a curved handle? Functionally useless. You should NOT be able to easily hold both the top of your cane and bottom at the same time, cuz the ideal white cane should be like 4-6 inches shorter then you are tall.

It’s just incredibly clear to me (#actuallyblind) and anyone who has actually interacted with a visually disabled person (enter my ever patient soulmate) when people are drawing based on references like Matt Murdock (those goddamn sunglasses will haunt me forever) or based on no reference at all.

I don’t mean to start drama but like....you have the internet at your fingers, please use it.

brutalpeerreview

has this been done yet

sharkodactyl

do you want to see a movie where you have no idea what is going on for the first forty-five minutes? jupiter ascending is the film for you! other highlights include:

a ten minute long spaceship fight with no context or purpose, which destroys a city. “no one will remember” channing tatum growls as they leave the city, as if youtube does not exist

“here’s a latke for you, bitch”

someone using a menstrual pad as a bandage by slapping the sticky part onto the wound, leaving the actual blood-absorbing part just kind of…waving around

actors chewing the scenery so hard i’m surprised beautifully over-constructed bits of space metal aren’t just falling out of their mouths

a man trying to shoot thousands of bees in the middle of a cornfield

a gun that makes dog noises. it barks. the gun barks.

oedipus complexes so beautifully twisted and terrible that you will spend half the movie mouthing “oh my god” to yourself

related to that, the climactic line of the movie is “i’m not your damn mother,” so take that as you will

a breathtakingly gorgeous and complex universe used as a background for a romance between woman and a man. granted, the man is a wolf angel. but still.

I CREATE LIVES……………….

[whispers] and destroy them

sharkodactyl

no i’m sorry i have to keep going

“bees can sense royalty”

mila kunis having the powerful realization partway through that she is a furry, an epiphany that changes her life

“i love dogs” she whispers, eyes wide

SPACE BUREAUCRACY. A MONTAGE THAT IS JUST SPACE BUREAUCRACY. THEY FILL OUT SPACE FORMS. IN SPACE.

“bees can sense royalty”

channing tatum, shirtless in the void of space

a room FILLED WITH CANDLES

soylent green nectar…….is…………….peeeeoplllle

“bees can sense royalty”

sean bean’s apparent daughter, who shows up onscreen for a minute and a half, leaves to get supplies for dinner, and never comes back

yeah sean bean is in this too i didn’t believe it either

“bees can sense royalty”

a space wedding. it’s just like an earth wedding. BUT IN SPACE

mila kunis’ character’s name is jupiter

yes i am dead serious about this

she spends most of the movie falling

they really should have called it “jupiter descending” because that’s all she does

“bees can sense royalty”

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All that repetition of how bees can sense royalty, and you leave out the fact that the bees were an alarm system set up by Sean Bean, who is part bee.