I Should Update Things More Often

Been a hell of a decade huh? She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

[catchymemes]

[brightmalcolm]

Leaving all that DNA on the body? Very sloppy, son. You've got to clean up after yourself. First rule of killing. And kindergarten.

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[idlelizard]

dinky dragons

[catchymemes]

[outofcontextgarf]

[importantcatpics]

[flightlessartist]

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd (cw *slight* flashing images)

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

dubiously friendly reminder that you need to own a first aid kit. yes even you.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

and a fire extinguisher yeah.

[queeranarchism]

Hot tip: these are excellent housewarming gifts. Doubly so if you're invited to the welcome party of a newly opened squat.

[mossdftba]

Go make sure your fire extinguisher isn't expired!

And if you have time, check the meds in your first aid kit. You don't want to have a raging headache and find out your painkiller expired over a year ago.

[jenjoiii]

🌬️🌬️🌬️

there were three old women all dressed the same ... and they were always singin' in the back of your mind

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[heymeowmao]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

[bethanydelleman]

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

[yunnaan]

Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord

[importantcatpics]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank