Life's A Soap Opera

Just a Girl generally sucked in by a revolving door of too many fandoms. Now Featuring: the current days obsession.

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[homofied]

[pointedahead]

Oh

[cyberpunk-dreams-deactivated201]

[eleanorestel]

How do you NOT share this? 😂

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[genderjester]

spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[historicaltimes]

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940

via reddit

[whimslight]

Happy 100th Birthday to My 2nd Favorite Marvel Superhero,The Star Spangled Man With A Plan - Steven Grant Rogers 07.04.1918

[eleanorestel]

And Enjoy the Cap Marathon on FX

[amateur]

[goblin-logan]

Has this comparison been made yet?

[mpiombo-blog]

[eleanorestel]

Why does this remind me of Han Solo in Cabonite?

[strangerthingsstyle-deactivated]

• Graphs that only Stranger Things Fans will understand •

[driflloon]

sandy liang fw18

[plinktheivories]

@eleanorestel

[eleanorestel]

@plinktheivories OMG I NEED THAT SWEATER

[conceitednerd-deactivated201905]

toxic masculinity is men only wanting to see Hugh Jackman in violent action films while he just wants to sing show tunes

[eleanorestel]

Going to go see the Death Cure again tonight... i don’t think my heart can really handle it again... but it also can’t handle not seeing it again, so here we go 🙄

[bandsanitizer]

ily: i love you

ikiwfya: i knew i would follow you anywhere

[hezenkoss]

rip han

[americachavez]

#this is our friend han he’s amazing and he DROVE us here (x)

[eleanorestel]

I would like to announce right NOW, that I think Rey and “Ren” are twins.... or at the very least siblings. Their true parentage May be that they were both born to Leia & Han... but I think far more likely they are both Luke’s kids and something horrible happened that led to the only solution being to rehome them somewhere safe.... Luke may not even know they are his kids, and I️t may have been Leia (or Han’s) job to hide them to keep them safe, but they couldn’t help but bring one of them home and raise them as their own.

I️t is a story about Skywalkers, and their fate will always be entertained with the “will of the force”

[lamdiel-deactivated20221201]

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

does nobody on tumblr have friends

[eleanorestel]

I love platonic dates exsibit A: completely platonic, and I asked him about 3 hours before & I told him to dress up.

I️t was fun, we had drinks and then he taught me a new card game and we both went home.