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The only reason I'm not a dad is because I'm a woman and I don't have children. Other than that
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If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself
Emily Wilson you’re goated
[image transcript: Nolan's Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior's glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters have convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible. /End image transcript]
I strongly recommend checking out the full article linked by OP, this isn't even as brutal as Wilson gets.
Woman murders man in broad daylight
it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back
I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it
Destruction. Annihilation, even
"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
I was having a hard day and my playlist randomly played a sequence of three songs that are really close to my heart, bc I associate them with moments of hopelessness when the world showed me i could just take care of myself for a bit and wait for a brighter future sure to come. and now i need a minute, man
one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down
there are some actors who are like ;) maybe they are g-a-y! it could be whatever you want it! ;) and then theres andy and sid
i look progressively gayer every time i go on dropout
Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.
The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:
local #dreamgrandpa merle highchurch
[image description: a drawing of Merle, mid-sprint against a white background. He’s a fat dwarf with an olive complexion, shoulder-length straight white hair half pulled into a bun, and a short thick beard. He’s wearing glasses, a pink Hawaiian shirt with yellow flowers on it over a white undershirt, cutoff denim shorts and hot pink flipflops. He has one wooden arm with a book tucked under it, and a small smile on his face as he runs.]
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.
Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.
it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages
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