handmade.

I'm Jasmin. From Florida. 22. I'm in college and I hopE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.

[bandtshirt]

go off hubert!!

[whomst]

Someone: “you see this children’s cartoon? What if…we made fanart of them grown up…. but get this…. they smoke weed”

Ur mcm:

[electricalconduit]

I'm at some chuck's 21st b day party and they told me to dress 90s and I did (# killin it) but no one else is whatevssssss

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[justcariii]

I screamed. Im ugly laughing. I sound like a grandfather

[elfvenomm]

I’m never prepared….I can’t

[callmedeku24]

Bruh lmfaoooooo

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[with-practice]

[demegoddess]

I’ve been waiting all year for this vine

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[spread-hope-inspire]

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

[the-hughes-langston-particl-blog]

This man was beyond real

[catsandcatsandcatsandcatsand]

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

[cherubxfawn]

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

[physicallyqueer]

thats how you know he’s australian….

[carnagecandyy]

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

[crazycritterlife]

“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

- Steve Irwin

[king-of-the-northeast]

@saint453

[disappointingpopsiclejokes]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

I TRIED MAKING A NEW DITTY AND THE ENDING BECAME UNINTENTIONALLY THREATENING AND SCARY

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

hey jay what the actual fuck

[moved123456789999-deactivated20]

im terrified 

[princesconsuela]

[princesconsuela]

mood

[axcualli]

[david-byrne-in-the-big-suit]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

[driflloon]

beauty @ etro ss18

[neverthere12345]

[pyomorphic]

I’m going to kill mark zuckerberg for, among other things, being the most swagless creature on the planet. how you have all this money but you can’t dress yourself?? take off those ugly gray shirts and wear some fucking heron preston….. some fucking balenciaga. take a fucking trip to barneys and get your clout up you imbecile

[pyomorphic]

the rich have all this money but they torture us by not even using it well. mark, your days are fucking numbered buddy