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They pay me in woims.

May the force blow your tits clean off

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

guineapiggies

Via cid_dwyer

nightcord-at-25

watch leftists conveniently ignore this

shiverandqueeef

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

sunshinetomorrow

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

chipsah0y

game of the year 2026

socialistexan

Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."

theabigailthorn

literally the same people doing it as well

I cannot overstate how much the modern conversion therapy movement is about 50 people who all have names and addresses and who simply will. not. fuck. off.

sharkodactyl

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

trashboat

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers