random bullshit go

my gender is whatever helps the joke land

[homiesexuallaj]

I’m assuming everyone on this site is going to need this

[ideoitwithapen]

HC Derek as just really really awkward and shit when it comes to romance

he goes tomato red when him and Avery hold hands (for their entire relationship, no matter how long they’ve been dating), and it took them at least 5 months to have their first kiss.

I don’t really think Avery would be that flirty, at least not real flirting. I feel like he’d probably jokingly flirt with Derek, but nothing overly serious.

Avery’s love language is touch HC, and Derek’s is gift giving

AUGH Derek’s self sacrifice being not just a necessity but also a way to express his love for Avery because he’s literally giving the ultimate gift, his own life

[jeredu]

More comic WIP. Final version WILL have painted colored backgrounds, but I've really been enjoying bringing y'all along for the ride during the creation process.

Today was AWFUL, so, as a treat, have Luis finally feeling the tiniest shred of hope.

[bloodydeanwinchester]

what thee fuck i can’t even wrap my head around the fact that this is literally true o.O

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[queer-as-city-folk]

The issue with cosplay is when the fuck would I wear this outside of it???

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

when you're feeling whimsical

[queer-as-city-folk]

Actually, fair, It would be whimsical and fun

[queer-as-city-folk]

I'd be whimsymaxximg and 7thdoctorpilled this fall for the cost of 50 usd

[queer-as-city-folk]

Plus tax and shipping

[thejellyfishlounge]

Missing him

[frijolebean]

We never got cas driving the impala😗

[aorryn47]

Anyone who has been in a long term relationship will know that eventually you develop your own idiosyncratic vocabulary.

Moneybags is one such term for us.

See, Moneybags is a character introduced in the second Spyro game. My wife and I both love Spyro and definitely spent a good chunk of time during lockdown replaying the remastered original trilogy. Moneybags is a character no one likes. He makes you pay him gems to unlock powers and doors, etc. Real capitalist behavior to keep resources you need locked behind a paywall.

So, anyway, for whatever reason, "moneybags" has entered my wife's and my vernacular.

We definitely share expenses and have access to each other’s bank accounts, but we technically have our own separate accounts (for student loan/tax bullshit reasons). This means that whenever one of has more money in our checking account, that person is referred to as Moneybags and gets to do all the bigger purchases.

Which then makes me wonder what cashiers and servers think then we just casually declare, "YOU'RE Moneybags right now, so YOU get to pay!"

Whatever they are thinking, I doubt it is an extortionist cartoon bear with a monocle.

[almondcroissantsandink]

Gifts for the Savior of Erid! (one of them, at least. Rocky got a lot of new jewelry, too) <3

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

yesterday’s weather forecast. when clicked the signs decipher as “blizzard”

[thefriendlypigeon]

🩷💙 N E O N N I G H T S 💙🩷

⭐[my social media links]

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @rainygraveyard

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[minnow-doodle-doo]

When two monsters who dress as men pass each other in the night.

[yearofdoodles]

🏳️‍🌈Happy 5th anniversary to my Jedtavius pride comic🏳️‍🌈