random bullshit go

my gender is whatever helps the joke land

[homiesexuallaj]

I’m assuming everyone on this site is going to need this

[tumblers-top-animals]

tumblrs favourite cat round 1

Cat from Stray

Diana (sailor moon)

Thomas O'Malley (aristocats)

korat

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

note: matches are randomized, if you start a fight, talk negatively about a contestant or try to argue that a contestant is not that animal, you'll be blocked. OP is autistic, please use tonetags when talking to me or making a joke in the notes. (Ex. /j, /silly, /nsrs etc)

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 88 (masterpost here)

Dick: -worst part of growing up in the manor is the amount of time we all spent around Alfred for our adolescence.

Bruce: ...you all love Alfred, what on earth are you talking about?

Tim: no he's right, B. we pick things up from him and it's humiliating.

Bruce, exasperated: like what?

Dick: i went to London once for a case and i had to ride the bus while i was there, and a guy shoved into me and i instinctively called him a wanker because i grew up hearing Alfred call people wankers whenever they tried to cut him off on the drive to school, and the entire bus made fun of me the entire drive for being an American poser.

Tim: ...*snort*

Dick, betrayed: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE?!?

Tim: i am- i am! i'm just.... *snorts again*

Dick: fuck you.

Bruce: i don't think you can blame that on Alfred. he very rarely curses.

Tim: around you. Damian called me a 'twattish handlebar of a cunt' the other day, and when i asked where the fuck he got that from, he said he heard Alfred mumble it under his breath after serving drinks to one of the egotistical pricks at WE you had round the week before.

Dick: yeah- Damian gets the worst of it, because not only does he pick stuff up from Alfred, but he also picks stuff up from Jason that Jason picked up from Alfred when he was twelve, so it's like when you run a word through google translate a bunch of times and it comes back completely different.

Bruce: ok- Jason doesn't speak like Alfred at all, so i don't know what you're even referring to.

*connecting ping*

Jason: wagwan, sluts.

*silence*

Bruce: ...ok there is no way he got that from Alfred. you can blame all of your stuff on Alfred all you want, he's just like this organically.

Jason, confused: hm?

Dick, pointedly: Jay, where'd you pick up saying 'wagwan' from?

Jason, casually: oh, i knew some English kids in the alley before i got adopted.

Bruce, vindicated: see-

Jason: -also Alfred used to say it when picking me up from school as a kid. i believe it was a terrible attempt at flirting with my social studies teacher, who was his age and also British. why?

Bruce: ...jesus christ

Dick: case and point.

Tim: yeah i’ll never forget that time when i was Robin and the Joker was pulling some shit in the city centre and we were watching on the monitors in the batcave and Alfred very quietly muttered under his breath ‘what an utter nonce’ and then pretended he hadn’t said anything when i asked what nonce meant.

[cyborgartalchemist2]

Wedding sketch anyone?

This may or may not get colored later

[cyborgartalchemist2]

Wedding sketch anyone?

This may or may not get colored later

[art-story-by-deroko]

[xxthedeadgodxx]

when grace died on erid rocky didn’t feel all that emotional. of course he was upset: he loved and will miss grace dearly, but he felt strangely and horrifyingly neutral about it all. this feeling lasted for a long, long time, to the point where rocky thought he was just a horrible person and maybe he never even cared at all and what the hell is wrong with him there must be something deeply fucked up about him.

until one day rocky suddenly realises that he will never hear grace call him rocky ever again and years worth of built-up grief overwhelm him all at once.

[xxthedeadgodxx]

imagine a hypothetical scenario where humans established contact on erid with grace and conducted an interview.

interviewer: “are you… okay? you ran here on legs shakier than a baby deer.”

grace, bright red: “oh, yeah i’m fine. i was just on my legs all day today, teacher stuff.”

interviewer: “you also look really tired, are you sure you’re okay on erid?”

grace, going an even brighter shade of red: “yep! i was just busy last night doing uh…. marking students work!”

rocky, sitting next to him with the computer translator, if he had a face he’d be smug as fuck: “adrian and rocky not called th—”

grace: “—OKAY, that uh… that’s enough of that! i… uh. i’m fine! perfectly fine!”

back on earth when the footage gets released everyone cheers for their favourite RPF ship actually being real. they were gay the whole time!!! and polyamorous!!!! cue tons of people commenting “wish that were me” under clips of it.

grockadrian has access to the internet on grace’s computer. grace is completely mortified, rocky finds it super funny, and adrian is actively fuelling it with a manic glee by telling everyone about their relationship anonymously on social media.

[wisecrackingeric-2]

I know I’m not the first person to do this but Do you see my vision…… #myvision

[rimfaxe]

I was making raspberry jam, and @wormwoodartemisia told me about cranachan, the scottish dessert, that i den googled and drooled a bit. Then they also spawned this idea <3

[wavezies]

things in phm that really tickled me as a marine biologist:

the concept of star-eating microbes causing a crisis and the solution being the introduction of space wolves to space yellowstone to control the space elk population. i love a good trophic cascade

dr ryland grace immediately pitching "turn the spaceship into a giant centrifuge to generate gravity" and then not balancing his actual centrifuge later on

the entire "life is reason" scene really

grace forgetting to open the mystery alien container in a fume hood AND immediately sticking his nose in it. if we did this in chemistry lab we were executed on the spot

academia drama being one of the cornerstones of grace's character

grace switching through every spectrum setting on the microscope to try to see into the astrophages and not being able to (relatable)

also: the astrophage dying and grace going "ohhh it died..." (very relatable)

grace having his not-scientist buddy Carl to give him frank solutions when he's overthinking. yes, often the solution is just to put the box in another box

copious duct tape usage

just sticking a filter into the path of the petrova line to collect astrophage goop

eva going "so it's alive" when grace tells them the astrophage are moving, and him being like "WELL ok that could be for a lot of reasons" in the tone of someone who doesn't even know where to start explaining why that's a hasty assumption

grace referring to the first new astrophage as his and carl's baby multiple times (HIGHLY relatable)

humanity's greatest hope being a teacher. humanity being saved by grace's ability to find novel ways to communicate well with others -- something that made him excellent as an educator, and enabled him to bond with rocky

[chiptrillino-art]

(id in ALT text) a lots of talk about the movie here and there. but honestly i am really deeply satisfied by the amount of air bender and air bender scenes in general. i am looking at it as in like the air bender movie and am very happy!

[byjove]

Serious question, why do TERFs spend 20 hours a day trying to find trans people to argue with? It has to be some sort of addiction. For people who insist that trans identity is dangerous and that trans people are delusional, they sure seem to display a clinically unhealthy obsession with us. I do not seek out people who have a worldview that is detrimental to me and massively different to my own, I block them if their posts are suggested. TERFs revel in scrolling through trans people’s blogs and mocking them and replying to things trying to get them to argue with them. That is 4chan lolcow forum behavior and in no way a form of social justice.

[byjove]

I think these people might be genuinely fucking delusional because I have seen nothing but love for big boobed butches

then again, they are a TERF so they probably think trans masculine people and butch lesbians are synonymous. the framing of elective cosmetic mastectomies as the only reason a butch person might be flat chested is massively fucked up too

anyway, love you big boob butches, love you boobless butches, love every butch in between

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is an incredibly sexy idea for a book and I would love to attempt to find a way to recreate it

[petrova-line]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THE DELETED SCENES LEAKED

[petrova-line]

you need vlc media player :]

[soymilkbean]

Omfg they’re so cute I hope they never die

OG ART BY @wraithillustrates I JS DID THE COLORING

yes I did swap their shirts from the last post here thought it’d be cute🥺

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[wraithillustrates]

Soymilkbean i love you im putting you in my will