Fuck Governments and whatnot

Hi I'm a gay guy living in Texas 26 I reblog things that i think are important #fakeactivist But most of my stuff is comedic and my originals suck so deal with it. Have a wonderful day :)

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[carnival-phantasm]

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

[carnival-phantasm]

X

[we-are-ninja]

@theoutcastrogue

[chibikuroneko13]

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

[foone]

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

[throathole]

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[knifefightscene]

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

[theehorsepusssy]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[crazycrazy-insane-blog]