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probablybadrpgideas

Item: a 1.5 liter bottle of Croaka-Cola Lite, now with 10% less toad secretions

this is bullshit *throws bottle on the ground to go buy some croaka-cola classic*

jpechacek

and the Silmaril that he bore was taken into the bosom of the earth

doctrowho

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

sacred-portal

drmace

A little joke based on actual events from a co-op playthrough with my friend x)

watermelinoe

somewhere right now a person who censors cr*zy is calling a woman a bitch

tealover89

lets be chip shaped with mama

pukicho

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

nyancrimew

i wish they stopped

lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112

it gets easier everyday

cheaphalloweencostume

remember when things were simple

stellarblade

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

sandmandaddy69

Vicente Segrelles

transmechanicus

Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

victusinveritas

From Heavy Metal Magazine:

In 1999, Moebius was invited by the Italian gallery Nuages to illustrate the Paradiso section of Dante’s Divine Comedy. That year, the special edition was divided among three artists: Lorenzo Mattotti illustrated Inferno, Milton Glaser took on Purgatorio, and Moebius contributed his personal vision to Paradiso --Mœbius Production

The result is a bold, modern reinterpretation of the classic poem. Moebius brings his hallucinatory, surreal style with an almost sci-fi aesthetic, where the celestial blends with the ethereal and the fantastic. His illustrations mix light, color, and fluid forms, reimagining Paradise as a vibrant cosmic landscape rather than a traditional heaven. This artistic freedom gives the work a contemporary edge that resonates with modern audiences far beyond classical purism.