MCU Cast Incorrect Quotes

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

this is in my hometown but i’m posting it here just to be safe pls spread it!!

[mcu-headcanons]

I’m not a “hiiii” girl or a “bruh” girl. I’m a “see yeah cause no” girl

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

NEW CHALLENGE I JUST MADE UP BC I WANT TO SEE YALL DO IT

Ask your friends what fictional characters you remind them of (or pick your own), pick your top six, and have your followers tell you if they think they’re accurate. Here are mine:

(Amy Santiago - Brooklyn 99, Chidi Anagonye - The Good Place, Eddie Kaspbrak - IT/IT Chapter 2, Annie Edison - Community, Hermione Granger - Harry Potter Series, Pam Beesly - The Office)

I mean, I’m inclined to say it’s inaccurate, but based on personality continuity alone, I’m assuming they can’t be too far off

Anyone who wants to should do it! But the person gonna tag is @mcu-headcanons ❤️

[how2helprightnow]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/brandon039s-medical-bills-and-medical-expenses

[booasaur]

As of June 9th, this one still hasn’t met its target.

[laufeysonlowkey]

You know what doesn’t sit right and will NEVER sit right...

How George Floyd, a good innocent black man went to the store to buy things who then was murdered by a police officer for suspected forgery.

Then the next day Peter Manfredonia, a white armed serial killer who was on the run across 4 states, was caught and arrested peacefully.

And how black and black ally protesters in Minneapolis protesting for the arrest of the officers who killed George Floyd, were attacked by the police. They were peaceful.

But a few weeks ago, white people stormed governments buildings in Michigan protesting the quarantine because they wanted a haircut and the police did nothing to them. They were armed.

The problem is clear as water. WHITE PRIVILEGE AND RACISM. It exists and is real. Deny it? You’re the problem. Don’t say or do anything about it? You’re the problem. Abuse your white privilege? You’re the problem. Don’t see a problem with all this? YOURE THE PROBLEM.

CRY WITH THE BLACK COMMUNITY. MOURN WITH THEM. STAND ALONG SIDE WITH THEM. FIGHT FOR THEM. BECAUSE BLACK LIVES ARE IMPORTANT AND THEY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MATTER.

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

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LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

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Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

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Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

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France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

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Holland: 0900-0767

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Thailand: 02-249-9977

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Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Hi my lovely friends! I haven’t been on here in a while but I love you all and I hope you are staying healthy both physically and mentally during this difficult time. Know that you are all loved and cared about and try to stay strong ❤️

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Me: *isn't even a Star Wars fan*

Baby Yoda:

Me:

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Benedict Cumberbatch: Robert, if you’re lying, so help me god...

Robert Downey Jr: I’m not lying! Tom saw it too!

Benedict: Tom is easily led.

Tom Holland: Thank you.

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

I've had this blog for a year!

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Marvel, after finding out another Spiderman actor wants Peter Parker to be bisexual:

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

In light of recent news, I kinda regret making this post

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Samuel L Jackson: I only work with highly competent individuals. All of the-

Tom Holland: *runs in* SAM!

Brie Larson: *also runs in* We tried to make ramen in the coffee pot, and we broke everything!

Samuel L Jackson: ...

[mcu-but-its-vines]

T'Challa and Freddie Mercury share the same classy yet chaotic bisexual energy

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Evangeline Lilly: He used the "p" word.

Paul Rudd: Paul Blart: Mall Cop?

Evangeline, rolling her eyes: The other "p" word

Paul:

Paul: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

[littlestpersimmon]

life saving surgery for my dad

this is posted July 2, 2019!

Hello, I just discovered that Gofundme does not work in the country I live in! More coherent post now that I’ve calmed down.

Hello! My name is Caleb and I am a trans guy of color who loves folklore, storytelling and drawing! I am raising money for my dad’s surgery + us getting back on our feet. He is 56 years old and his surgery is to remove kidney stones that are causing him significant pain +  is life threatening . My dad is a funny and incredible guy, He loves cats and singing and he had sacrificed everything for my mom, my sister and I.  Both him and my mom are diabetic and disabled, as when I was 9 years old, my mom had suffered a sudden sepsis attack, which had caused her to go brain dead for a few minutes, before being revived and fall in a coma for 3 months. When my mother woke up from her coma, she was paralyzed, even her vocal cords were paralyzed!! Ever since then it was just me and my dad who took care of our family, and then, when I graduated college, it was just me as dad got sick as well. I am only in my very early twenties and the sole caretaker of my family, my two disabled parents, my sister who is a minor, and our cats and dog.  My dad’s surgery was estimated to be 120 thousand pesos- 200 thousand pesos, which is 2,345.88 US dollars at least, and 3,909.80 US dollars at most.

I have a job, I just need a little bit of help.

1 US dollar = 50 Ph Pesos We live in the Philippines,  and my dad is taking an ultrasound tomorrow to see just what they can do about it. I will try to update as much as I can. Anything extra will go to my mom’s diapers, toiletries, etc, my dad’s maintenance medicine, and my sister’s lunch money for school. Thank you and sorry for my english;

(I used to have a youcaring for this, but as youcaring merged with gofundme, I believe that all the existing pages have been deleted. I have gathered about 30 thousand pesos on youcaring, and about 25 thousand pesos + today. I cannot thank you all enough) Thank you so so much for taking the time to read this, and I hope you are all well.

I will update as much as I can!

Here is my fundrazr page;;!! It’s a website that’s like gofundme but international!

here is my paypal.me!!

https://www.paypal.me/calebhosalla

here is my ko-fi!!

https://ko-fi.com/A2619OE

[littlestpersimmon]

We are arranging for Dad to be put in the charity ward;; anything helps

[littlestpersimmon]

Hello, we have the results of his ultrasound and we are scheduling him for surgery which is requiring a downpayment from us. Please reblog ♡ I am literally forever grateful for everyone who helped. Please. Please. Please.

[littlestpersimmon]

Hi, sorry..I know this is an art account but I’m so desperate and just. Fucking crying all day. Dunno what else to do, havent slept much. Sorry for reblogging so much. Sorry

[littlestpersimmon]

hello, thank you all very much, we are almost at our goal. My dad’s surgery is due on wednesday,, please guys

[littlestpersimmon]

I post updates on Twitter..!

[littlestpersimmon]

PLEASE WE ARE SI CLOSE TO OUR GOAL PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE MY HEROES

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Jake Gyllenhaal: Tom and I are both gonna lay down.

Jake: Lay down THE LAW!

Tom Holland: You thought we were going to SLEEP?!

Jake: Ha! Idiot!

Tom: Justice never sleeps, sucker!

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

Chadwick Boseman: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Michael B Jordan: I boiled Gatorade.