👁️

she'll come back as fire to burn all the liars

[segamascott]

it is important to remember there's a lot of gay people who are only liberals because they are a gay person

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[depsidase]

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[hagiomoto]

A downloaded copy does not automatically represent a lost sale; many people who obtain unauthorized copies would not have purchased the book at its retail price in the first place. Treating every download as a lost sale assumes that every downloader would otherwise have become a paying customer—an assumption that is not supported in every case.

[hagiomoto]

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[thesituation]

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[pearwolf]

i want to do things because i like to do them

[pearwolf]

i want to have fun

[pearwolf]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

[nowamamamia]

Can we also invent some that don’t steal my potato chips?

We have now renamed Remington to Chipington

[persianpenname]

This little bastard

keeps trying to convince me she's an obligate carbivore

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[devious-homo]

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Mclennon mood board because...idk they're gay or smth

[foxgirlmindcrank]

"I feel like my girl persona has a personality whereas the male one does not" is some crazy shit

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Notice how girl Shen is happy and boy Shen looks tired/miserable

[kimpimpam]

woah hey