I Might Be Addicted...

I am no longer functional

[okay]

leave a toxic relationship and fall back in love with yourself

[slavicafire]

I would not have all these worries had I been born a goat

[houseofseekers]

Being a goat also has its inherent drawbacks

[slavicafire]

name one, I’ll wait.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

I support this child

[ceekari]

joddler

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

they call me bath and body works because i like to take a bath and then go to your mom's house and make her body work

[yeettherich]

Promising. But the wording is a bit cumbersome

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

suck me

[emma-house-stark]

Guy i’m really proud of myself because… Gregolas

[doctorwholockian-blog]

“Gregolas what do your elf eyes see?”

“Not my division”

[emma-house-stark]

I made this 6 years ago omg

[toastbutteregg]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[mx-t4t0]

yep it checks out

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[buttpoems]

[crpl-pnk]

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

[longscarydream]

jesus christ yall dont play video games on easy oh my god

[surferskaterwbu-blog]

You never play a video game on easy no matter how hard it is to get through.

[crpl-pnk]

my least favorite thing that happens on this post is people who support it- except when it comes to the thing they’re good at gamers say “never play on easy” artists say “sing off key but for the love of god no stick figures” singers say “all this but if you can’t sing keep your mouth shut” you know what? i know your type. you’re all jerks & you’re not fun to be around. have fun jacking off to the concept of superiority at your wet blanket convention. i’ll be over here actually enjoying myself

[898-deactivated20210515]