Maent rhoi'r gorau byth wir.

the dopest motherfucker ever tumbled out fallopians | old enough to know better | she/her

[elemenhoepe]

m-m-m-masterlist

** indicates smut / 18+ content

I’m on an ADHD-induced hiatus. I’ll come back eventually…. Probably.

marvel

bucky barnes

drabble | wait

drabble | little light

series | one for the money; two for the show (coming eventually)

blindspotting

oneshot | out of the mouth of babes

drabble | out of the mouth of babes (deleted scene) **

oneshot | tuft love**

hooked on you | masterlist

rpf

rafael casal

drabble | excellent question

picture this | study session

picture this | in the shadows

drabble | love bites

drabble | in the spotlight

oneshot | muse**

oneshot | paper rings (coming eventually)

daveed diggs

drabble | murphey’s law

drabble | a little bit stressy**

drabble | down to the floor**

picture this | in the shadows

drabble | snowy lights

hamilton

thomas jefferson

drabble | tips and trips

twoshot | (1) revelations  (2) resolutions** (coming eventually)

starfighter comic

multichapter | teacher’s pet **

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

[bodhrancomedy]

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

[sepdet]

you won that fair and square

a really smart person would recognizw you were playing some variant of the classic chess strategy, "I just like the horsies"

[drsarcasticraspberry]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

rafaelcasal | Gotta release this, it's been like four years lol.

[woolandflax]

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[agrippinaes]

kate and anthony in bridgerton season 3 episode 1, out of the shadows

[catchymemes]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[passion-of-l0vers]

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

[carillonghorn]

[mushythem00shroom]

Reblogin, so i can find this later

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[elemenhoepe]

Wellbutrin got me livin off of 3.5-4 hours of sleep a night, but more awake than I've ever been before.

[elemenhoepe]

spoiler alert: it wasn’t the Wellbutrin. I had undiagnosed bipolar disorder and I was having a manic episode

[mindlesslittlefreak]

what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

[b-chansbbygirl]

Don't attack me like this

[arsonist-arcade]

OH OUCH OUCHIE MY BONES

[only-tiktoks]

[gemkimart]

[anxietyproblem]