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me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

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now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

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Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

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OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

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*roar sound effect*

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IMPORTANT UPDATE:

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update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

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There’s more!

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I love.

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I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

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Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

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OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

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Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

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livin-like-larry413

“Cleanse me, Mother”

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“thank”

caittherunnerr

What state do you live in?

constant stress

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This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

deadlinejon

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

toastbutteregg

this

followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate

taliasburns

pangur-and-grim

listen. LISTEN. fund this kickstarter book of domesticated dinosaurs, I’m losing my actual mind over it: Novosaurs: a Visual Guide to the Dinosaurs of our Future

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

transtarks

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought