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The first ever YTP was made by Jesus and was of a speech by Pontius Pilate. They crucified him because his copy of Sony Vegas, which was strictly controlled by Rome at the time, was pirated

evilscientist3

Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver because he wanted his own copy of Sony Vegas and that's how much it cost

qqchurch

theabigailthorn

i once did throw a birthday party that nobody turned up to except the girl i had a crush on at the time who used it as a chance to tell me she had started dating someone else so it was never gonna happen

segamascott

tall

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

skajador

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

beeeleenn

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

boccher

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

little-trash-ghost

Can't leave this in the tags..

apas-95

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail