I Do Sharpie Stuff

Perhaps 'foolishness' is simply another word for 'wisdom'

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An introduction to clownery

Hello my little fools, I'm Sharpie, but you can simply call me the (evil?) clownler. I'm a jester and a polymath and I use this blog to share text posts and memes, all of which crafted by me personally.

My interests are varied and the posts I make here range from deranged to profound (or maybe there is no difference between the two?). I might also start a cult some time later (hehehe *evil laughter).

For now you can enjoy my blog, but be careful, the deeper you venture into the clown cave, the deeper the clown ventures into you.

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oh great evil clowner how can i become like you

I don't know why you'd want that, but the best way would probably be shitposting a lot.

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Also can you pls make this

It is like reaching for the stars but inverted and i am terrible at editing

I don't know if this is what you had in mind, but I made it into a video. I hope that it's OK like this.

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Vienna circle or something idk:

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If I had a hundred hands and was locked up in Tartarus, would you free me to overthrow the titans.

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Me at a job interview: "Due to the embarrassing nature of my existence, I would prefer not to answer any of your questions about me. Thank you."

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7 year old me finding a (probably radioactive) toy at the dollar store:

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Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.

❤️

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Socially awkward vampire, not wanting to ask for entrance directly: "Can I just set this down inside for you?" (carrying a box with 17 identical cups)

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"Finally, the stupid horse is at the river, certainly the hard part is done now."

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There is two types of ancient Sumerian proverb:

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Me after throwing up on your carpet at 3 a.m.: "Omg, I'm just like catz" ^oω o ^

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Me: Omg! chuckles man, you should check your CO2 detector...

My friend asphyxiating on the floor:

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I feel like corrupting the youth of Athens today, idk. Might drink some poison afterwards.

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Whenever my roommates are seeing some major event on the news, I try to quietly sneak into the room, ominously stand in the corner and go "all according to plan," while grinning mischievously.

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An alchemist recently replaced my bone marrow with a nickel-iron alloy.

Feeling unsure about my MRI tomorrow...

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Me (a method actor): "I'm sorry officer, I was still in character when I hit those people with my car."