elfgirlcore

she/her 400 years HRT

[theweirdwideweb]

[bidgeovertroubledwater]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Saw 6 lfg piranha moment

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[hattiejosh]

Happy pride!

[gotouhitori]

I cannot see Azumanga posted in a Pride context and not post this bit from the manga:

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[shittysawtraps]

new saw xi leaks: every trap is a tripwire which when triggered causes john kramer to bust out of a nearby closet wearing a goosebumps haunted mask mask and then he chases the victim around saying “I’m gonna getcha, i’m gonna getcha!” until he getchas them

[gunsandfireandshit]

[red-mercer]

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

[jeekoftheweek]

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

[meckamecha]

The dumpster

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[lastoneout]

Finding out this was in Tucson by going to the rink on a whim felt like seeing a celebrity.

[shittysawtraps]

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

[shittysawtraps]

oompa loompa doompity dame

wake up, it’s time to play a game

oompa loompa doompity dife

you don’t value your own life

the device on your head is the reverse bear trap

tears your jaw open with just a snap

find the key before it’s too late

it’s hidden in the stomach of your dead cellmate

(i wonder if he’s really dead)

oompa loompa doompity do

one minute on the clock for you

if you go free you will rejoice

live or die, make your oompa loompa doompity choice!

[shittysawtraps]

man

[rammliedmania]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[shittysawtraps]

realized i’ve never shown you guys the bootleg metal plate swedish saw poster i bought as college decor. i think the fact that it’s hung crooked really adds to the whole vibe.

[doubleca5t]

Listen, fellow trans women, I love you all, but if you think that trans men or transmascs are an oppressor class you need to log the fuck off because you are being brainpoisoned by discourse-mongers. That is a legitimately rocks for brains take

[doubleca5t]

There is a HUUUUUGE gap between "transfems experience a unique intersection of oppressions which are not experienced by transmascs", which is true, "some passing trans men benefit from male privilege", which is true, "trans people are not immune to transphobic rhetoric and this can sometimes take the form of transmascs engaging in transmisogyny", which is true, and "transmascs should be treated as equivalent to cis men because trans men are men and therefore as men they are a danger to trans women" like do you see where the gigantic leap of logic comes in here?

[doubleca5t]

There is something personally offensive to me about accounts that go out of their way to post about transmascs being dangerous or untrustworthy or transmisogynistic when the primary danger to trans women right now is the goddamn United States government. Like we've got people in the white house who would outlaw all HRT if given the opportunity and you're gonna post about trans men?? I don't even mean this in a "we have bigger fish to fry" sort of way I mean this is the sense that building solidarity is one of the most important things you can do when faced with a hostile government and society. It's not just that the claims being made are bullshit and transphobic it's that the whole thing feels actively self-destructive toward creating any kind of community that's of any use to anyone

[elfgirlposting]

It's a shame that people on here are so against sports because I feel like a lot of tumblr lesbians would really enjoy women's basketball

[mulletbutch]

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

[adamsmasher]