Fey Elvis

[ovur]

[elvis-official]

This makes me sad

[elfis-official]

Same here human Elvis.

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

New Gimmick Blog Idea

silence-translator

translates the silent blogs (poorly)

@silence-offical @unyieldingsilence @no-one-offical and the rest, tell me what you think.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[silence-translator]

"this is an amazing idea and surely nothing could go wrong"

[thorn-offical]

"þis is an amazing idea and surely noþing could go wrong"

þorn count: 2

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

NGL, I read that first word as piss.

[the-rat12]

get out

[text-inverter]

ɟuo ɟɘϱ

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.ɘm ɘʞɒM

[text-inverter-detector]

Text-inverter detected!

translating...

:

"Make Me."

Okay we just using any blog we want here, huh?

[elfis-official]

Woah Mama we have to balance our followers somehow

[snapscube]

beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

[elfis-official]

I will take the beetle juice.

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[elfis-official]

because why not.

[elvis-official]

hits you with the ol razzle dazzle

Woah mama I've been rizzed up

[elfis-official]

woah mama don't fall for it

[elvis-official]

I just thought you should see these

Woah mama I know all of them. We have a discord server

[elfis-official]

wait, we do?

[programmerhumour]

Million dollar idea

[ahsadler]

BUG TIME

[contradictory-yet-useful]

bug time

[bees-official]

bug time

[hhexxedd]

bug time

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Well, it’s bug time. Where the fuck are all the bugs?

[hhexxedd]

dude. look at the reblog directly above mine

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Oh yeah, right.

[hhexxedd]

bees

[usernameichoseonawhim]

bees

[scruffy-bunny]

bees

[rhinoceros-beetle-official]

rhinoceros beetle

[elfis-official]

woah mama, a tasty beetle.

[autisticfishlizard]

I love tumblr because what do you mean I'm actively following about 73 different Elvis Presley gimmick blogs? What do you mean they have their own tag called the elvisverse?

[elfis-official]

woah mama there are more of us than you know

[adamsbonesrcold]

Is it just me or is Elvis taking over tumblr dot com

Elpocalypse if you will

[elfis-official]

woah mama he also spread to the fae

[tinysweetvoid]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[1mm4d13]

[elfis-official]

woah mama they'll also get the elfis special (an iron bullet)