Dragon Age!! (Definitely Not Pie)

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[thunderpibb]

Me age 11 finding out dragon age 2 had sex scenes on the 21 inch monitor in the middle of our living room

[hanatsuki89]

“The burden of being a Grey Warden” Saw this picture of C.Hunnam and it screamed Alistair so much that I had no choice but to draw him

[virmire-archive]

“Inquisitor! How long has it been? Don’t actually tell me I despise feeling old.”

[saturniandragon]

*picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a

[baejax-the-great]

Warden: I have made Alistair king.

Zevran: You fucked up a perfectly good Warden is what you did. Look at him. He’s got anxiety.

[moghedien]

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

[robertkelseyillustration]

I have never played these games, so this is my best guess. 

[taebaelee]

Living a lie... it festers inside you, like poison. You have to fight for what’s in your heart. original screencap credit by kahlenasattick & tornkaa via caption

[bluecadash]

troubled birds x da characters pt 4

pt 1 [x] pt 2 [x] pt 3 [x]

[ehzio]

[renegon-archive]

Andraste preserve me, I must send you to him.

[the-horae]

“DA4 is not going to be multiplayer” is starting to sound like “there is a god”

[bluecadash]

troubled birds x da characters pt 1

[rubyhellneon]

video game scenery: [9/∞] ↳ the village of honnleath ◁ dragon age: origins

[elfrootbeer]

THANK THE MAKER

[nobloodneeded]

Leliana at the war table like

[montynvarro-deactivated20211022]

Nathaniel in Grey Warden armor