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@elianarosey
(First day at the Cike) Hi everyone (remembers everyone is possessed by deities) by which I mean hello to all the people in this room AND the voices in their heads (remembers that can also refer to internal dialogue) that tell you how to (remembers purpose of the Cike) kill people (remembers the unfortunate part of my new contract) and also each other sometimes (remembers I am trying to make a good first impression at work) after filing all the correct paperwork of course.
if u get second job i'll you
YOU'LL ME??
idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist
oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
that’s basically what happened
just pissed in the stall next to strange
It's been an honour, coquette margaret thatcher
You've heard of "humans being severely injured to reveal mechanical insides" now get ready for a far more horrifying alternative: machines and technology being damaged to reveal meaty, bloody insides
When you're a space alien and the first human you ever encounter is an aggressive medieval knight
I support a woman's right to wear a thin white tank top and no bra while picking up her pizza from little caesars
i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside
the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago
the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!
recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
Did I get it all?
yeah pretty much
@picking-up-pigeons show this to HIM cuz he blocked me☹️
the biggest fear of mine is the poppy war or the raven cycle getting a movie/show adaptation like it makes me wake up with sweat dropping from my forehead in the middle of the night. every time there is an adaptation news i have to take deep breaths in case if it's about one of them.
I get anxious at nothin. if I don't have anything to be anxious about I get creative
