dashboard confessions

[sha-n-dowbannedlol]

walang mananahimik.

hindi tayo matatakot.

Fuck Marcos.

Never Again. Never Forget.

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[bakwaaas]

’people you may know’ and it’s someone you prayed to never cross paths with in this lifetime again

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[atesan]

BARBIE AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2009), dir William Lau

[my-dailydreams]

[specialagentartemis]

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[morgue-legs]

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

[thatsbelievable]

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[newtypeoffreak]

*with barely contained lust* my dearest friend

[disquietiswhatitis]

[chilicheesefries-fr]

[tarinem]

Which is why we want a *moneyless* society

[isuggestlandback]

BARTER SYSTEM FTW