I'm genjo

definitely the official genjo

[imposterogers]

ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here

[imposterogers]

bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this

thor: I’m not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles aren’t real.

[omghotmemes]

Nice job dude

[sloppystyle]

[doorfus]

[Video description: video of a herd of shaven alpacas surrounding a hedgehog that is walking through their pasture. the alpacas are very curious, and lean in to get a closer look at the hedgehog. a few of them manage to touch their nose to the hedgehog, and is surprised by the hedgehog’s spikiness. the hedgehog is unbothered by the curious audience and calmly makes their way through the pasture, with the alpacas carefully following them. there is no discernible audio. /end video description]

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant

[ace-beans]

In light of the negativity that’s been going around of late, I made you all some happy ace coloured eggs for Easter. :)

Lets get the asexual tags looking positive again! 

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

[kiriamaya]

omg

[omghotmemes]

Any buffet place when I was a teen

[hydro-homies]

I see a future in this.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

[thebootydiaries]

monkeys be chilling with their opposable thumbs minding their business and darwin b like 👁👁so basically..hm…..im monky

[thebootydiaries]

my 2 year old stays crying all the time as if it’s my responsibility to care for him.. .im focusing on myself right now … i don’t owe you anything with your toxic attitude… don’t expect me to feed you if you can’t even match my energy …

[catchymemes]

[xtec]

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

[omghotmemes]

Merchant 100

[found-bodies]

[teddy-the-queer-wizard]

Wizard: With this spell, I am immune to your bullets!!!

Gunslinger: Uh huh. **spits** But do ya reckon your immune to the velocity that’s sending the bullet your way?

Wizard: I beg your pardon?

Gunslinger: Well, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry - ‘Are ya feelin lucky Merlin?’

[mantis-lizbian]

gunslinger: [fires bullet]

bullet: [stops at wizard’s magical barrier] plink

[brief beat]

wizard: [goes flying back at the speed of a bullet]

[teddy-the-queer-wizard]

You. I like you.

[omghotmemes]

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