[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[nayters]

[island-delver-go]

Where is the lie

[fucklestat]

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

[cloudninedivine]

If I did, it was at lunch time, cuz one of them had a cupcake

[writing-prompt-s]

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

[freezerspace]

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

[freezerspace]

or possibly the moon!!!

[snoozlebee]

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

[aroacediscourser]

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

[deoxyribonucleics]

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

[theanimalmemes]

Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[babyangel-jpg]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

wow

[whenmoments]

[yellowsunbluedove]

I was born to see this video

[based-bae]

Oh my god

[kingrudegyalchina]

When you drunk as fuck but your homie got you .

[alexawiless-deactivated20170331]

Omg Omg Omg

[sleep-well-darling]

Oh my god

[imaslytherinbitch]

[ezrazzle]

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

[as-warm-as-choco]

Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it.  >_<

[cutiebum]

AHHH

[hexensaber]

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[animalsnaps]

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

[milliebabybrown]

me

[unfaggy]

its rare that Britney can get away with shading someones live vocals

[pepsiprincesa]

LMNATYUIMJIJM9

[regina-georges]

[zsww-moved-to-pillowfort-deacti]

We never should have left Winterfell.