chin up, and we'll drown a little slower

22 : Scotland

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[bakwaaas]

this is how men speak to women

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[lispenardsstreet]

On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

[notkatniss]

so ur telling me they just say go rail hozier. Mood

[thebeatlebird]

[dramaranii]

why is yikes plural. why so many yike

[eclogues]

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[algernonmoncrieff]

I can’t stop thinking about how men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

[catchymemes]

[ghirahimbo]

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

[zanimez]

yeah

[liberal-memes]

[biglawbear]

Galaxy brain version of the woman who voted for the leopards eating people’s faces party

[subcorax]

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[dhshsjsjjsjshsvwvw-deactivated2]

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[medievalswords]

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[unclefather]

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[starllex]

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Listen milfs and cougars are fundamentally different, and a mom can be a cougar. Milfs are women who are moms (or have mom energy) who are hot and rad. Cougars are older women who actively pursue younger people. Your hot 50 yr old mom who’s going after a 30 yr old is both a cougar and a milf. The other mom she’s friends with who is searingly attractive but not romantically active with younger people is only a milf. Your mom’s childless twin Vicky who likes the same dude is only a cougar.

how i feel receiving this ask

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Unconditional love! ❤️