thinking about david bowie's bulge in labyrinth

i’m elli :) 29 . social worker . jewish . queer . cat mom . scorpio virgo capricorn

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[xanaxfarts]

[blodwyrm]

saltkin / 12x22, oil on canvas

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[salbertwolf]

Victor Glover (Pilot), Artemis II - April 4th 2026

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[salbertwolf]

Christina Koch (Mission Specialist), Artemis II - April 6th 2026

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[liberalsarecool]

This Pope is not staying silent on Trump's Epstein War. #SundaySermon #PopeLeo

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

[slavery]

We smoking boobs in 2017

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

take me back. i’ll be grateful this time