Elizabitch!

the important stuff: helicopter cat mom, ex-toddler teacher, huge fan of raccoons and their tiny hands. officially so old that posting my age on here makes me feel weird.

[fuck-customers]

[animentality]

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[anxietyproblem]

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[mclennonyaoi]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[anxietyproblem]

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[kosmogrl]

[the-big-mood]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

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[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[anxietyproblem]