elle!!!

a fool who peaked in primary school (hey that rhymed i’m a poet and i didn’t even know that i was one) https://elle-oh-elle.carrd.co/

[elle-oh-ell3]

elle's intro post

hiya and welcome! here's some stuff you should know:

. i’m elle, and my pronouns are she/they/he!

. my pfp was done by @FlufxieMM2 on yt!

. i'd recommend checking out my carrd as it links the rest of my social medias, as well as a list of my fandoms. however, i will specify here that my mains are mcyt, dan and phil, supernatural and malevolent. they shift A LOT, but i tend to stay in fandoms even if the obsession dies down (e.g. dead poets society, deltarune, iwtv)

. i write fanfic, and my ao3 is linked on my carrd!

. if you're looking for the rare original post of mine, you can search for the tag 'elleohell3'

. this blog is for a free palestine, sudan, congo, etc !!!

. i will reblog 'political' posts, so if thats not your cup of tea, kindly step away :3 and by that i mean if you’re transphobic i will kill you with hammers <3

. messages are welcome just keep in mind that i am a minor!! (15+ pls i post about heated rivalry lol)

elle's carrd

my little introductory page!

[patronsaint-ofthedenial]

He's just straight up floating at a 90° angle here he can actually do that in real life

[half-infected-paul]

has this been done before

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[december-knight]

{The Knight attempts to spin as well}

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[fer3112]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[hyper-alicee]

has anyone pointed this out yet

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!