Hell

Blorbotown

[roughentumble]

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[valtsv]

okay well *falls suddenly silent and stares wide eyed + unblinking beyond you into the distance breathing shakily + totally unresponsive as if theres something there that only i can see andits slowly getting closer. its getting closer.*

[gloomyteens]

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

[gloomyteens]

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

It’s called a washing machine

[copyright98]

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

[1-800-fuckyou]

this post is a fucking train wreck

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1241

[no-one-offical]

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[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[manateacup]

From the art book, look at olly wearing crocs 👀

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[anintelligentoctopus]

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[ellectriccc]

Me in therapy: idk I just really feel like OSDD isn't an accurate diagnosis. I don't think my experiences growing up should have resulted in PTSD and like a lot of the time I feel mostly normal or at least bad in a normal way so like it can't be severe enough to be diagnosable right

My notes app after a bad shift at work:

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[ohabeeeeeee]

sometimes i get thoughts that aint mine. "when i was a baby they named me slenderman ass" not true that didnt happen

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[kaylmao]

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

[savedgame]

ok