i come with knives

32 ||[{THEY/THEM}] Genderfluid-Bi-AroAce || I like to play video games and TTRPGs and I'm a slut for film, music, and poetry. sometimes I stream and make content ;* xx

[secondbeatsongs]

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

[secondbeatsongs]

every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

tumblr:

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, this is incredible.

Improv swing dance to a Todrick Hall song?

And they killed it!

*thanks to the people who pointed out my oops

[in-mutual-weirdness]

Tags from @ghostwriterofthemachine

[woman-becomer]

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions

[woman-becomer]

did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell

[jisuto]

[yeehawpim]

a comic about different types of storytellers

[demilypyro]

Tom Cardy: Perception check

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[earhartsease]

reblog to shrink wrap their director forever

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[purlturtle]

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

[alltangledupinblue]

yes yes yes, like I belong to my orchestra, like they belong to their temple, like you belong to your club.

[thenerdcommanderart]

They are his CROCS, Tav

[lesbianralzarek]

of course astarion gets mad early game when you do nice things for no reason. can you imagine getting out of the hell he was in and discovering that the world is awash in kindness, just never for you? the gods do answer prayers, just never your's. people go on long, dangerous quests for strangers with no reward guaranteed, but you just never saw those people. now that youve already done the impossible and escaped, you can see that rivers of sympathy and compassion flow all over but for some reason they always dried out before they reached you. where was all this good in the world when you needed it most?

i would be spitting mad

[potatocrisp]

I’ve had a bottle of wine and unfortunately this was the result

[silverformymonsters]

The dialogue Astarion has with Karlach after killing Cazador and refusing to ascend is doing things to me.

[stay4eversworld]

Pink edit

[scottsumrners]

[retrogamingblog2]

Custom Nintendo Switch Joy Cons made by GameTraderZero

[felsicveins]

I never pass up an opportunity to draw a biblically accurate angel