Trash But Not Total Trash.

Just your regular childish adult?

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[tootiredtobekind]

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[mursejesse]

...technically, yes.

[roaminginmyownbirthcanal]

I love angst and the awful feeling it gives me

[lizziehernandez]

I’m so sad… time for an x reader fan fiction

[asuperconfusedgirl]

how I read the most toe-curling, spine-shattering, nerve-wrecking, nastiest smut ever written in this god forsaken app

[dorothylarouge]

[evernightterrae]

[evernightterrae]

[loloisafangirl]

Hermes: oCeAn mAn, tAkE mE bY tHe hAnd, LeAd mE To uR lAnD

Poseidon: please stop addressing me like this.

[loloisafangirl]

Athena: I regret buying you a blender

Hermes, drinking toast: why?

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[elizabethrtaylor]

this was legendary

[hungry-hobbits]

hey fellas is your girl

cold

distant

seemingly stuck?

well i hate to break it to you but thats not your girl

thats the HMS terror from the lost 1845 franklin expedition 

[coolyo294]

mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

[theartofangirling]

me: I’m not going to cry this time I listen to Landslide by Fleetwood Mac

1 minute and 25 seconds later: BUT TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER, EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER AND I’M GETTING OLDER TOO

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

[they-better-be-mysterious-deact]

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

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[pansexualcookware]

Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please