Power

she/her 23 mental health: spicy

[batsandboba]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

[ms-demeanor]

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

[boxofpigeons]

[screamingay]

these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

[poweranon]

I used to know it was Sunday because every Sunday for a YEAR without fail my entire dash would be filled with porn from blogs I don't even follow

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[desertpups]

today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

[marlynnofmany]

Ooh, invisible bird glitch. That's a rare one, also known to happen to owls.

[runic-raptor]

(The video won't load for me, but I'm sure this is fascinating)

[the-haiku-bot]

(The video won’t

load for me, but I’m sure this

is fascinating)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[poweranon]

I misread this and thought Daniel Howell was suddenly obsessed with birds

[victini]

but you’re made of ice

[emkaymlp]

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[snowdropskylark]

​hey so funny thing about this

[sidsky]

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

[damespock]

this website LOVES a damn time limit

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ct-5757]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[thanook]

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

[wizardchicken]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.

Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.

Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.

We looked for it everywhere in the sand.

It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.

We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.

I was weirdly blasé about it all.

It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.

[cullen-skink]

Excuse me? Not a dream?

Not a dream?

NOT A DREAM?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ACCIDENTAL TAG ACCIDENT ACCIDENT

[thesarkycoder]

[ghostgif-deactivated20140418]

an old man

[raggediestandi-deactivated20160]

an old man

[maniclaughter]

 he is dying

[arudetrans]

an old man, he is alone

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

the urls being in caps just makes this post even more horrifying

[irkenkinnie]

URLS CANT BE IN CAPS

[noisyjoints]

[poweranon]

Why the FUCK does it say 59 minutes ago on a post from 2018.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[punkitt-is-here]

jesse pinkman

[bumblequinn]

[reverie612]

If fear was a song

[dalmascandwarf]

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[poweranon]

If I listened to this high I think my brain would short out

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All of the gay people in America moved to Idaho, then kicked out the cishets and renamed it to Yassachusetts. Whenever there was an election it would be listed as a rainbow state instead of red or blue.

[poweranon]

What's really funny about this is every lesbian I've met wants to move to Idaho

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Undersea cable cross-sections h/t Fipi Lele

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Beautiful, right? When they first started laying this stuff across the Atlantic during the late Victorian, people made this stuff into souvenir jewelry:

[brucebocchi]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[emtearzz]

You know what? That’s it.

Which one is better?

Vampire

Werewolf

Voting ended onMay 26, 2024

Tell me why in the tags or comments, I’m here to start a discourse.

[poweranon]

I'm anemic so I can't fuck with vampires

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[poweranon]

Remember guys, men ain’t shit and neither is the passage of time

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[poweranon]

That is a bop and I will die on this hill

[furryprovocateur]

im going to say something shocking and honestly a little frightening but if you liked the song i dont care and you didnt have to reblog this post telling me

[poweranon]

That's rough buddy