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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

stunkbug

this is… adhd culture

idontknowabtdis

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

puncromancer

mood ring contact lenses

wrathbite

this reads like a shit post but honestly this slaps

pr1nceshawn

whirlibirdy

this is the best fucking thing in my life

#i love him

heleanorcalder-deactivated20141

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

thenameisdog

pr1nceshawn

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

renoa-deactivated20180930

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

mxnrique

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

impuretale

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.

quasi-normalcy

Noted

gwendolynshepherds

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

neonperri

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness.

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

trashmouse

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

xzombiexkittenx

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

pom-seedss

Is it tropey as hell? Yes.

Do they subvert some of the tropes some of the time? Heck yes.

Did they know they were going to be tropey as hell and made it the best possible versions of the tropes when they weren’t subverting them? Hell fucking yes.

trulyvincent

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This was funnier in my head.

words-writ-in-starlight

If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.

borbamenasmoved

duality

borbamenasmoved

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

homunculus-argument

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.