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…they do that?
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Are vampires allowed to go to blood drives or are they banned due to the anal sex thing
…they do that?
yes, vampires are ravenous sodomites
claudia says she hates my guts move on next scene. you say you love me move on next scene. you say you stalked me for 52 years move on next scene. i was in love with a boy once he killed himself he was my first love move on next scene. armand was there move on next scene. I'm telling you we started hanging out offscreen move on next scene. my mom and i killed our whole family move on next scene. I'm on an apology tour syke move on next scene. i have a body double oops hes dead move on next scene. i was in aa with your guitarist move on next scene. i don't have transformational trauma now im in cahoots with my maker move on next scene. god forbid we let the weight of anything settle
new tvl theory there IS a secret 8th episode but its also bad
“we really wrote from the id and the gut” well then don’t, anymore. hook those frontal lobes back up to the circuit and use them
I think it's fine and fun to discuss s3's mischaracterizarions or bad plot OR if you feel completely the opposite and loved those aspects of it, because all of those are just petty fandom things and ultimately dont matter. Whatever, we move on.
But the race stuff is seriously so egregious. Whether it's intentional or ignorant, it shouldnt have happened. It shouldn't have happened on a good tv show and it shouldnt have happened on a trashy tv show. And ultimately that's the most important discussion happening around the finale. Armand being a cartoon villain sucks but Armand being a vessel through which to do antiblack violence while white characters are exempt from the conversation, literally not even in the room, is all I can think about.
It's difficult for me to see people saying "yes I agree the racial optics could have been handled better, but..." and then discuss the plot and the characters seperate from that. I feel like we all just saw a car crash and some people want to talk about how at least the weather is nice. It isn't illegal and I'm not angry AT YOU I just feel. Like. Idk when I think about TVL now that's all I am thinking about. I'm not getting that taste out of my mouth any time soon.
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
I may be alone in this, but — I kinda get where she's coming from?
The Loumand story we always tell is: Armand is the manipulator, Louis is the victim. Armand who directed the play and messed with Louis' memories. And yeah, all of that happened, I'm not denying it. But underneath the manipulation there's another layer we kind of skip right over: Armand was the one who loved Louis. Louis never could - that's what he was admitting. He didn't love Armand, not the way he loved Lestat, not really at all. And yet he didn't leave Armand, and made sure that Armand wouldn't leave him.
In Paris, Louis stayed with Armand for what Armand gave him - the freedom to do whatever he wanted without the coven coming for him, protection, someone to put in Lestat's place. Armand stayed because he actually wanted Louis, wanted something real with him. That's not symmetry. That's Armand exposing himself in front of his coven (are you companions? yes, lol no) and Louis just using the shelter he got out of it. And the whole time Louis was somewhere else entirely - Lestat still living in his head, the ghost that never left, the one he kept reaching for anyway. It still wrecks me that the man who hadn't been painted in 500 years thought he was finally being photographed - while Louis was just trying to catch Lestat on film.
And after the Trial (and trust me, I could say a LOT about Armand's motivations during the Trial) the two of them just... tie themselves together. A loveless thing that was never about love in the first place - it was Armand trying to make it up to Louis for 70 years knowing it would never be enough. While Louis hated every second of it. Even Lestat knew Armand would be tortured by the whole situation. And still, Louis was his entire world, and without him Armand had nobody at all.
None of this makes Armand's manipulations and torture okay, to be clear. But "manipulator vs. victim" is such a kids' version of what these two actually were to each other. They were two profoundly damaged people who hurt each other in completely different ways, but who hurt eachother nonetheless.
I disagree that there wasn't love or that Louis did not love Armand at all, no matter how much the show tries to retcon that now because soulmatism or whatever the fuck, which is a stupid writing decision among other stupid writing decisions because what are we? Five years old? This isn't the Disney channel. Also, I did not hallucinate Season 2. These fuckers fell in love in front of our eyes. Louis ultimately lets go of Lestat's ghost. Maddy - Louis' fledgling who can feel him through their bond - confirms that Louis loves Armand. There's another significant thing in that scene - Louis' reaction to Maddy. He doesn't deny that he loves Armand, the way he previously denied that they were companions, and he also grows bashful. And Maddy asks, "why don't you want him to know how much you love him?" And even though Louis gets flustered and insists that Armand must know, its clear that Armand doesn't. Did Louis stop telling him, on top of all his other careless actions and disregard for Armand's position with the coven, inablity to commit etc? Maybe. We don't get a lot of private time with them after the bench, but the thing is…it tracks, because Louis finds it harder to tell people he loves with when he loves them more, right? But because Louis had such a hard time committing initially and then probably started having a hard time talking about love once it got serious…of course Armand didn't trust that it would last. So he chose his coven.
And after the trial, I also don't think Louis completely lost love for Armand. Again, that's just retconning S2. (People have eyes, Rolin.) But yes, I agree that Louis stayed in a lot of ways in bad faith (because he knew he wouldn't be able to forgive Armand and I'm not sure he actually ever even tried) and he did use Armand in a lot of ways. From (apparently) making a show of their relationship in front of Lestat to knowing he could be cold and dismissive to Armand whenever he wanted or felt like he was in a bad mood or going through it because he knew Armand wanted to earn forgiveness. So he used Armand as a punching bag and someone to comfort him and someone he could rely on to not be alone, etc. But that can all co-exist with Louis still loving him. (After all, no one is arguing that Lestat didn't love Louis despite abusing him.) Sure, maybe Louis doesn't love him as passionately or obsessively as Lestat, he's clearly willing to just forgive Lestat everything because he gets so dickmatized by him when they're within like a five mile radius of each other. But people don't just…break up with someone they love and then never love again. That's stupid. And it cheapens the whole story too.
The thing that irks me about all this boils down to basic writing choices: what is the most interesting story?
In IwtV it is more interesting and heartbreaking if Armand chose the coven because he thought Louis didn't love him/love him enough and meanwhile Louis does love him, he's just guarded and bad at saying it, and Armand only finds out the night of the betrayal. That's the most interesting and tragic version and it's what they did.
In TVL the writers flatten it all out.
Armand as manipulator is like...one character beat amongst many. We also see Armand as reaching for connection. Armand as a distorted releflection of Claudia. Armand with a job he does not want and a love he thinks will not last. Armand the survivor. Armand whose powers don't match his emotional capability to wield them.
Villain vs victim is a flat dynamic that TVL throws out perfectly good characterization for and they do it consistently to every character. And it's bad writing because they choose the least interesting options almost every time.
It is more interesting and more heartbreaking if Louis and Armand had love in with the resentment and betrayal and desperation not to be alone. It engages more with both their histories of love being a bartering chip and a weapon. It is more interesting if their love is both because of and a repudiation of their love for Lestat. It is more interesting if there was love but it didn't save them, it just kept them locked in a relationship they couldn't or wouldn't ever heal.
I think what happens in TVL, going hand in hand with Villain vs Victim, is the writers seem determined to play oppression olympics with the characters. Whose pain is more valid, who deserves the forgiveness of the writer's room and who needs to be humbled? (that's a rant about racism for another day.) The decisions they make in service of this ranking of pain requires the flattening of motives and simplification of characterization. See also Gabrielle's entire history being erased which takes a deeply complicated situation and makes it 'bad lady abused Lestat' which is, again, the least interesting option.
Armand put the Steins in to fuck with Louis: least interesting option. Louis never loved Armand: a retcon and the least interesting option.
I have a lot more examples of beats and scenes where the least interesting option happens, the ranking of pain occurs, and then the characters just weirdly and abruptly move along to something else. (I also have some things to say about the truly amateur hour pacing going on) It seems to be because the writers are less interested in the story than in showing us Rolin's very specific version of his blorbo (Lestat) which is not rooted in the first two seasons or the books and gets in the way of good storytelling.
(ALSO! In 77 years the vampires doing M/s bdsm didn't reconcile their histories at all? Really? The more interesting version is that they did talk about it but have terrible Ye Olde mental health ideas and instead of reconciling it they hurt themselves and each other with it, think they've done a good job, fuck nasty about it, and make the whole thing more complicated.)
In any case, my thoughts on the Louis never loved Armand bit can be summed up thusly:
Of course, the writers fucked up their framing devices so technically every moment of the entire season is Lestat POV, except the first scene of ep1 and the last scene of ep7, and therefore not reliable. Which is a cope on my part because I suspect that they did not intend it to be, they just fucked up three seperate framing devices. But hey, based purely on what's on screen: all Lestat POV and he wasnt even there. So. I am also electing to say Lestat simply tells an unreliable, embellished, worse, flatter, and far more racist story than Louis, which...I mean, that almost makes it sound like the writers knew what they were doing but *gestures at writer's comment* clearly that is not the case at all.
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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention
‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??
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Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.
remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx
reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think
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"I will face god and walk backward into hell" that one on the other hand is actually from a dril tweet
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your forgiven.
You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.