Ellie L. Parker @ellielparker - Tumblr Blog

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

oppositionresearch

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

gay-hrothgars

May I add:

lladcy

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

tacodarp

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

rosslynpaladin

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

amydiddle

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

mistresskabooms

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

smooththegoofyshark

It’s Sunday y'all

somehowsnakesblog

I may be an atheist but y'all I lost it

nerdybrokecollegestudent-deacti

D E A D

404-later

MUST. ADD. TO. LIST. FROM. R/DANKCHRISTIANMEMES

orion98

My time has come

ellielparker

Okay so I work for a Christian theater and I can honestly say that our employee meme page on Instagram is one of the finest collections of modern art of the century

#christian memes #christians

katharineshepburn-deactivated20

“If I’m going to sell my heroine into marriage for money, I might as well get some of it.”

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

Just think about how many abandoned fanfics will miraculously be updated when the US is quarantined.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 20 she was married and the queen of Illéa.

When I turned 20 I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 21, she was ruling a country while also being the mom to nearly one-year-old twins.

When I turned 21, I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 22, she was potty-training twins while also putting the finishing touches on eliminating an oppressive social class structure.

When I turned 22, I was sleeping with a down comforter that I bought for myself with the money I earned from working.

Things are looking up friends.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 23, she had been queen for five years already and was doing her job on little to no sleep because she had three kiddos.

When I turned 23, I worked a twelve-hour shift on little to no sleep because my friends threw me a surprise Harry Potter-themed birthday party the night before.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 24, she probably would have not even known it was her birthday because she had three kids and was in charge of a country, and Maxon definitely had to remind her.

When I turned 24, I spent 12 hours at work focusing spotlights on a stage and celebrated by eating chick-fil-a on the floor of my best friend’s apartment.

#is this still a thing?#mrtflr #is the mrtflr tag still a thing?#I haven't posted in a year #The Selection Trilogy

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 20 she was married and the queen of Illéa.

When I turned 20 I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 21, she was ruling a country while also being the mom to nearly one-year-old twins.

When I turned 21, I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 22, she was potty-training twins while also putting the finishing touches on eliminating an oppressive social class structure.

When I turned 22, I was sleeping with a down comforter that I bought for myself with the money I earned from working.

Things are looking up friends.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 23, she had been queen for five years already and was doing her job on little to no sleep because she had three kiddos.

When I turned 23, I worked a twelve-hour shift on little to no sleep because my friends threw me a surprise Harry Potter-themed birthday party the night before.

#its a tradition now #mrtflr #The Selection Trilogy #America singer

toptony

Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!

naughtylupine-deactivated202305

Sir, that’s my emotional support fanfic author.

ellielparker

Yeah, so I’m fine.

The truth is that I’ve written two books over 80k words in the last year alone, soooo. And though I always said that I would never be the fanfic author to abandon their story, I was, because my own imaginary friends were screaming at me to give them some page time and one page turned into 200.

But wouldn’t it have been wild if I actually just ran away to live in the Maldives or become a sommelier?

I do see your reviews from time to time though and I love you fam. Hopefully in the next couple years or so you’ll have some physical evidence of my disappearance.

#their first year #The Selection Trilogy

And just like that, I’m graduating.

#not from Oxford #but i wish #how did this happen #this is actually real life and not book life

Nothing warms my soul more than being in a public place like a restaurant or museum and seeing a kid sit down and pull out their book, completely ignoring reality and choosing booklife.

#book nerds #reading

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 20 she was married and the queen of Illéa.

When I turned 20 I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 21, she was ruling a country while also being the mom to nearly one-year-old twins.

When I turned 21, I was still sleeping with a Little Mermaid blanket.

ellielparker

When America Singer turned 22, she was potty-training twins while also putting the finishing touches on eliminating an oppressive social class structure.

When I turned 22, I was sleeping with a down comforter that I bought for myself with the money I earned from working.

Things are looking up friends.

#the selection trilogy #i had to update this #is it a tradition now?#i'm glad i learned how to use commas #mrtflr