trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like Iām a fucking idiot who canāt read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space šø

titsay
NASA

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hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

Product Placement

pixel skylines
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
todays bird

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
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@ellinked
trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like Iām a fucking idiot who canāt read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.
!!
Mona: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Scaramouche: I swear, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 fucking am to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Mona: Did you see the news? Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Scaramouche, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick!
*Meanwhile*
Lumine: Why are you covered in ink??
Childe: Because Iām a good friend.
Lumine:
Childe: Donāt watch the news.
Childe: We both look great tonight.
Lumine: If you said āyou look great tonightā I wouldāve said it back.
Childe: I couldnāt take that risk.
milelith soldier walking in to check on all the crashing and banging at the golden house: ā¦excuse me?
childe, looking up from where heās been fussing with a picnic blanket for the past 20 minutes: did you know that sword fights apparently arenāt romantic? because i didnāt.
milelith soldier: uh⦠*slowly backs away*
the whole "american remakes of asian movies" makes no sense. +80% of the world uses subtitles and doesn't dub foreign content. if americans hate subtitles that much why won't they just dub the movie like japan, germany, brazil and other countries do? of course, we know it's not about subtitles, americans just hate when the world doesn't revolve around them
bong joon ho said it best
donāt let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
- that working hard for grades isnāt worth the time
- that having mental health condition is a perk
- that self harm should be romanticized
- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute
- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person
THE LAST 1????!?,!!,,!?! WHAT ššš
i wanna make food for somebody š„ŗš
i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet
with somebody who loves me
Me when I open le tumblr dot com to just check if I got a new notification that Iāve missed and then keep saying only 1 more post and keep scrolling and then begin typing a paragraph about how I should not be wasting my time typing a paragraph about how Iām waisting my time typing a paragraph about me waisting my time typing a paragraph about-
Iām proud of him
He is just fucking great.
Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Ā Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Ā Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Ā Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because theyāre just that good at survival: Ā Very Good
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates soĀ āwhat if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!āĀ
buddy⦠we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
When you realize your mini seelie appears in cutscenesā¦some ideas pop up
Zhongli: how do you feel about children?
Xiao: uh, they're okay I guess. I mean, If I saw one I wouldn't throw a rock at it
Zhongli: why would you throw a rock at a child?
Xiao: I just said I wouldn't
Zhongli: Childe, please, I'm begging you, go to the hospital
Childe: oh I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Mind your own bussines
Childe: [stroking Lumineās hair] Ojou-chan, youāre so cute.
Lumine, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.
Childe, lovingly: I know.
Aether when he finds out Childe and Lumine are dating