Hi

things i find entertaining Twt: @desmanitobts

[kangals]

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

[guckygarnes]

hi

[kangals]

!!

[incorrectgenshins]

Mona: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Scaramouche: I swear, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 fucking am to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[scaramo]

Mona: Did you see the news? Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Scaramouche, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick!

*Meanwhile*

Lumine: Why are you covered in ink??

Childe: Because I’m a good friend.

Lumine:

Childe: Don’t watch the news.

[incorrectgenshins]

Childe: We both look great tonight.

Lumine: If you said ‘you look great tonight’ I would’ve said it back.

Childe: I couldn’t take that risk.

[underfallingflowerpetals-deacti]

milelith soldier walking in to check on all the crashing and banging at the golden house: …excuse me?

childe, looking up from where he’s been fussing with a picnic blanket for the past 20 minutes: did you know that sword fights apparently aren’t romantic? because i didn’t.

milelith soldier: uh… *slowly backs away*

[sunfortune]

the whole "american remakes of asian movies" makes no sense. +80% of the world uses subtitles and doesn't dub foreign content. if americans hate subtitles that much why won't they just dub the movie like japan, germany, brazil and other countries do? of course, we know it's not about subtitles, americans just hate when the world doesn't revolve around them

bong joon ho said it best

[distimiya-deactivated20210110]

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

[coco-cuntella-deactivated201505]

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

[spideyytorch]

THE LAST 1????!?,!!,,!?! WHAT 😭😭😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[pandalavalamp]

with somebody who loves me

[anxietyproblem]

[sh12pen-bookfan]

Me when I open le tumblr dot com to just check if I got a new notification that I’ve missed and then keep saying only 1 more post and keep scrolling and then begin typing a paragraph about how I should not be wasting my time typing a paragraph about how I’m waisting my time typing a paragraph about me waisting my time typing a paragraph about-

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[pricelessreviews]

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[mikari131art]

When you realize your mini seelie appears in cutscenes…some ideas pop up

[incorrect-genshin]

Zhongli: how do you feel about children?

Xiao: uh, they're okay I guess. I mean, If I saw one I wouldn't throw a rock at it

Zhongli: why would you throw a rock at a child?

Xiao: I just said I wouldn't

[incorrect-genshin]

Zhongli: Childe, please, I'm begging you, go to the hospital

Childe: oh I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Mind your own bussines

[incorrectgenshins]

Childe: [stroking Lumine’s hair] Ojou-chan, you’re so cute.

Lumine, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.

Childe, lovingly: I know.

[dulcesiabits]

Aether when he finds out Childe and Lumine are dating