elliot :P

🍓it/he :3🌷

[elliot-style]

who up hitting that yoinky sploinky

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[dragonjadearts]

me and my weird looking dog relaxing in the sun

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[choptamis]

rocky at the aquarium don't ask what's in the tank or if it's ethical to keep such a creature in a tank

[keltii-tea]

Maybe drawing them one more time will free me

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[dogpuppy]

[commodore64]

[forcefaggot]

[boybecoming]

an ode to testosterone weight gain

[this-bitch-is-indeed-empty]

[chewonthatthang]

Nobody’s Son 💋

[monidoll]

introducing: ibuprofen 2

treats pain as good as fentanyl

no tolerance

does heart surgery

cures cancer

is also estrogen

doesn't increase bleeding risk

teaches you a language of your choice

leaves some of the cute symptoms but make them not unpleasant to have

antidepressant

[compact-metro]

repetitive mspaint plural comic #1200

[elclastar]

feeling sentimental <3

[spltlvlhous]

this fucking guy

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.