tracy mcbean the famous inventor

bing n bong bing n bong bing n bong... heroes of the universe.... from their home in space

[coughloop]

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

[huffylemon]

[teathattast]

[saalvaje]

[petfinderr]

Adoption page

[ovur]

[queerpeers]

postal service kinda gay….

[queerpeers]

all these “packages” that are “in the male” 🤔😳

[queerpeers]

you know van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either

[vergak]

[theblob1958]

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

[notahorseindisguise]

actually this bangs im taking this out of the tags

[todaysbird]

u don’t like pgion? 🐦? coo coo?

[speedlimit15]

pussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me michael

[r0zeclawz]

young puppies all over the world have now started doing the so called "sniff challenge"

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[cryptotheism]

Yeah to ahead. Go drive to work in your gay ass little apple car.

[beeelderly]

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

[teathattast]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome