Literally the most useless goldfish ever

Just a goldfish with idiot disorder. 23, She/they DNI if under 18 thx

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So... I made an animatic? if you like disco elysium you'll probably not hate it?? idk, check it out <3

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how do we feel about crochet, gang? I've been busy, lol

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"Welcome aboard the invincible 2! You're sure lucky we found you when we did!"

"How do you have so many stars?"

"What?"

"There's no stars... how are there stars?"

"... OK buddy I'm gonna get you a shower and then you're gonna get some sleep."

Since everyone keeps joking about iron lung and ISWM being in the same world I am leaning into the bit, baby. Get that man a shower and notify the captain we've got an extra colonist to account for.

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Is that so wrong?

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So my girlfriend (at the time) and I went to see Iron Lung the other day (I definitely recommend), and being fans of David Szymanski's other games we couldn't help but think of the possibilities. We decided the funniest possible option was squirrel stapler, and I decided it'd be fun to make a fake movie poster for this stupid idea we had. Anyway, all of this is to say SQUIRREL STAPLER MOVIE WHEN???

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New OC??

Im obsessed, expect more Niamh. Her lore is as follows: Niamh is an angel who's job is anthropology, but it's not satisfied with just studying humans so she tries to immerse herself in human culture. They wear human clothes, and eat, and play video games, and watch drama videos. She don't have no eyes on her face, but it got a whole LOAD of eyes on her rings and wings. I'm prolly gonna make more characters in this world for her to interact with bc I love them.

It/she/they pronouns for Niamh. Gender is angel. Sexuality is lesbian.

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Me and my girlfriend's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe mains. They main Pink Gold Peach and I main Peachette.

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harrier~

（Deleted the original post when adding the video.like a grandpa who can't use a phone. ）

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POV: you’re Klassje and it’s Sunday night

[puzzleskitty]

ENGLISH

RUSSIAN

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did you know you can redraw your old art for an instant confidence boost? Human artists for the win. The original art piece was from 2020, 5 years ago. What should I name her? My heart says Danny but I could be persuaded.

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I am begging, let this man catch one singular break please omg

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the way I love them so much it hurts

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YOU - "Kim what are you thinking about?" KIM KITSURAGI - "Nothing important. It's just-" CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium - Success] - He's thinking of the best way to word his thoughts without sounding like he's upset or angry. He doesn't take this task lightly. KIM KITSURAGI - "This is going to require a lot of paperwork."

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"How'd you get so cool, Kim?"

"Say what you will, but that boy could paint" -Sun Tzu

anyway the 3AM voices got me drawing fanart of the man ever. We are all united as one under Kim's halo. No matter what beliefs you hold dear Kim Kitsuragi will always be cooler than you, and also the most patient man in all of revachol.

also, couldn't paint for shit like a week ago, no idea where this new skill developed. not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth tho, if I start to question the how or the why the skill will go away.

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oops my hand slipped anyway here's Arthur Morgan

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decided to recreate an image from the disco elysium animatic I made... but like... different and better? Original image and link to animatic after the cut. Every time I think about Disco Elysium it puts something in me I gotta cut out with art or music. Harry Dubois understands the longing I suppose. The voices speak to me.

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Unus Elysium lmao, prolly gonna make more of these lol, reference under the break