Dante's Parmigiano

She/Her of ur MOM

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[estro-boi]

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

[estro-boi]

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

[estro-boi]

my dipshit six year old: if the earth is round how come we don't fall off??

me: lol we learned that in science class 20 years ago 🤣 prick

infinite strangers online: okay this is an all time dunk

[allsonargent]

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

[klejmask]

I'm gonna regret this forever

@tankhall

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[stompanieart]

you think that's bad

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[sillyliddoclown]

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[targetedknowledge]

[dreamersandgunslingers]

HE'S CALLED THE GRINCH, COOP. A REAL PIECE OF W-O-R-K. LOCALS DESCRIBE HIM AS HAIRY AND GREEN, HEAD TO TOE, LIKE A DOG RAN WILD ON A FRESHLY CUT LAWN. IF WE’RE NOT CAREFUL HE’S LIABLE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER US. THAT’S RIGHT, WE’D BE LEFT WITHOUT A CAN OF WHO-HASH TO OUR NAMES.

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]